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post #121 of 426
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges.


Doug
post #122 of 426
"I fart in your general direction"

"Come back here and I will taunt you for a second time"
post #123 of 426
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Originally Posted by tom_c View Post

"I fart in your general direction"

"Come back here and I will taunt you for a second time"

"Run away! Run away!"
post #124 of 426
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

Dr. Weir, Event Horizon

"You can come and play now."

Barry, Close Encounters of the Third Kind

"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night, mostly."

Newt, Aliens
Edited by BornSlippyZ - 9/25/12 at 3:29pm
post #125 of 426
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Originally Posted by woody79 View Post

"Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."
Fear And Loathing
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." Fear And Loathing
A fine movie of a classic book.

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Originally Posted by Morpheo View Post

This thread could be filled with the entire script of The Big Lebowski! smile.gif
And just about every other movie they have made.wink.gif
post #126 of 426
Back To The Future

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
post #127 of 426
This one always makes me laugh, from L.A. Confidential:

City Councilman: [told by Bud to leave Lynn's house] Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.
Bud White: [flashes his badge] LAPD, shitbird. Get the **** outta here or I'll call your wife to come get you!
[while Lynn hides a smile, the client gathers up his clothes, and walks out front door]
City Councilman: Officer.
Bud White: Councilman.

post #128 of 426


Ringo: Wretched slugs, don't any of you have the guts to play for blood?
Doc: I'm your huckleberry biggrin.gif
post #129 of 426
So many quotes, so little time from "Young Frankenstein":

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Put...the candle...back!
Inga: Put...ze candle...back!

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes.
Igor (Marty Feldman): [to camera] Too late.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

[with candle holder]
Frau Blücher: Stay close to the candles. The stairway can be... treacherous.

Frau Blücher: I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]
post #130 of 426
"You want justice go to a whorehouse. You wanna get f****d go to court"


Primal Fear
post #131 of 426
Al Pacino:

"Attica! Attica!", "Keep Your Friends Close, but Your Enemies Closer!".. "Say Hello to My Little Friend"...eek.gif
post #132 of 426
THE GREAT CONJUNCTION IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! or the beginning...end beginning, all the same.......
post #133 of 426
Where you from private? Texas, sir.
Holy ****, Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you dont look like a steer, so that pretty much narrows it down.
Do you suck dick?
No sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
No sir!
Bull ****! I bet you are the kind of person that would **** a man in the ass, and not even have the god damn common
courtesy to give em a reach around! I'll be watching you!

I think I got that right. Full Metal Jacket
post #134 of 426
"The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude."
"They peed on your f*cking rug."
"Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred."
"The Bums will always lose!"
" 'You can imagine what happens next.' 'He fixes the cable?' "
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
post #135 of 426
Also, "I am your father" is the ultimate movie quote.
post #136 of 426
I refuse to appear on TV... except on TV!

post #137 of 426
It is like a finger, pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on that finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory!

post #138 of 426
Excuse me, Stewardess? I speak jive.
post #139 of 426
Back off man, i'm a scientist.

We came, we saw, we kicked its A$$!
post #140 of 426
Taken:
"... I will find you, and I will kill you."
post #141 of 426
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Originally Posted by me23 View Post

Where you from private? Texas, sir.
Holy ****, Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you dont look like a steer, so that pretty much narrows it down.
Do you suck dick?
No sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
No sir!
Bull ****! I bet you are the kind of person that would **** a man in the ass, and not even have the god damn common
courtesy to give em a reach around! I'll be watching you!
I think I got that right. Full Metal Jacket

That's a good one I think there is "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" in there somewhere.
post #142 of 426
Quote:
Originally Posted by me23 View Post

Where you from private? Texas, sir.
Holy ****, Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you dont look like a steer, so that pretty much narrows it down.
Do you suck dick?
No sir!
Are you a peter puffer?
No sir!
Bull ****! I bet you are the kind of person that would **** a man in the ass, and not even have the god damn common
courtesy to give em a reach around! I'll be watching you!
I think I got that right. Full Metal Jacket



EDIT: Darn Just got beat...


Isn't there a hose and a golf ball some where in that quote biggrin.gif

Djoel
post #143 of 426
"The little things - there's nothing bigger, is there?"




and




"Tommy, how's the peeping? Tommy....how's the peeping? Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy Tommy"
post #144 of 426
This great comedy is full of quotes: Murder by Death

Some great actors in this one including (for the younger audience) a young Professor McGonagall from the Potter movies.

Tess Skeffington: There's nothing on him 'til '46, when he was picked up in El Paso, Texas, for trying to smuggle a truckload of rich white Americans across the border into Mexico to pick melons.
Sam Diamond: I think we picked ourselves a queer bird, angel.

--

Lionel Twain: I'm the greatest, I'm number one!
Sam Diamond: To me, you look like number two, know what I mean?
Dora Charleston: What DOES he mean, Miss Skeffington?
Tess Skeffington: I'll tell you later. It's disgusting.

--

Milo Perrier: What do you make of all of this, Wang?
Sidney Wang: Is confusing.
Lionel Twain: [from moose head] IT! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

--

Sam Diamond: I don't get it. First they steal the body and leave the clothes, then they take the clothes and bring the body back. Who would do a thing like that?
Dick Charleston: Possibly some deranged dry cleaner.

--

Dora Charleston: Mr. Diamond, there's a bullet hole in your jacket.
Sam Diamond: You should see the other guy.

--

Dora Charleston: Is he dead?
Sam Diamond: With a thing like that in his back, in the long run, he's better off.

--

Sam Diamond: The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France.

--

Dick Charleston: Up there, Dora, look - a blind butler.
Dora Charleston: Don't let him park the car, Dickie.
post #145 of 426
"I know what your thinking punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five. Now, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well DO YA...PUNK!"

"I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die. With a certain satisfaction I might add."
post #146 of 426
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Originally Posted by drparker151 View Post

That's a good one I think there is "I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" in there somewhere.
No man could have been as happy in bed....I can suck nails out of a board.
Meg Ryan in The Women
post #147 of 426
On Deadly Ground

post #148 of 426
RoboCop

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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post #149 of 426

Build Up:

 

 

V:  Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father?

L:  He told Me enough.  He told me you killed him

 

 

Que Music:

 

V:  No I am your father.  Search your feelings.  You know it to be true.

post #150 of 426
Another I like I don't believe has been posted yet:

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”



My daughter and I always quote Steve Martin's:

"Uh wewld lake twe bay a ambherghar."


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