Best Movie Quotes of All Time - Page 6

Another I like I don't believe has been posted yet:

“Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”



My daughter and I always quote Steve Martin's:

"Uh wewld lake twe bay a ambherghar."

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf@%#*&!, motherf@%#*&! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

Addams Family Values:

Debbie Jellinsky: [meeting Gomez] Isn't he a lady killer!
Gomez: Acquitted.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005, with Val Kilmer and Robert Downey, Jr.) is one of the most quotable films I've ever seen. Here's one of my favorites from it, while they're at a club in L.A:

"I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on. "

The two bolded ones are my favorites.

That's all you had to say ******** Jules Winnfield

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Pink Panther: Does your Dog Bite? ...... That is not my dog.

This is one of my favorites ...

Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens, Flint Lockwood?
Flint Lockwood: Mm-hmm.
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you!
Flint Lockwood: All right.
Earl Devereaux: And my eye represents my eye!
Flint Lockwood: Okay.
Earl Devereaux: [Puts on contact lens] I've got my eye on you!

That's some catch, that Catch-22...

Forgive me if someone has posted already..........


"I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly on this one!" Mark Wahlberg - The Other Guys

I say this alot.

From Payback....

[Porter shoots a hole in Fairfax's suitcase]

Fairfax: Hey. What the hell are you doing, man? This is...
Bronson: : [on speakerphone] Fairfax? Fairfax...
Fairfax: No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man

Pearl: [seductively] I've got a few minutes...
Porter: So go boil an egg.

1) He musta thought it was white-boy day. It ain't white-boy day, is it?

2) In this day and age, what the f%$ is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

3) Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

4) Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd: So... you're telling me there's a chance!

5) A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

6) Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound! I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

7) Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

8) I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Edited by simontan - 9/26/12 at 11:31am

Is that from Animal House ?

Djoel

This movie has a ton too....

Sean Connery in the untouchables. "just like a whop to bring a knife to a gun fight"

Have always loved the following from Ghostbusters which I saw in the theatre:

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

"Who would claim to be that, who is not?"

"Nah, what was your name beFORE you changed it?"

"You carry a badge? Carry a gun!"

"What are you prepared to do?"

"Here endeth the lesson"

My all time favorites:

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Man in Black: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Man in Black: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

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Dr Ray Stantz: You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Dr. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So do I.

Better off Dead
"I Want my 2 dollars!!"

MP
"And now for somthing completely different"

IJ Raiders
"Snakes why did it have to be snakes"

Airplane
"and Stop calling me Shirely"

You left off the best part...

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

It's from the only good movie Christian Slater was in.

Funny how you read this and say it just like Connery would!

Now somebody went and reminded me of The Jerk....


"Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this." (picks up the ashtray)


I can't stop NOW.....

"And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need."

More MP....

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

"He's NOT the Mesiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

"the Greek shall inherit the earth"

Brian: "You are ALL individuals."
Crowd: "We are ALL inviduals."
ONE guy in crowd : "I'm not."

Shoe follower: He has given us... his shoe!
Arthur: The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
Arthur: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
Shoe Follower: No, no, no. The shoe is...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
Girl: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
Shoe Follower: No! Let us gather shoes together!

It comes out of nowhere, which makes it even more hysterical.
Gibson and Coburn are pitch perfect here.

I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f#%#$' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

My Cousin Vinny?

I'm going steady... AND I french kiss.
So? Everyone does that.
Yeah, but my daddy says I'm the best at it.