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post #241 of 426
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Originally Posted by Reddig View Post

Great quote from The Incredibles! My wife and I laugh our asses off during that scene every time we watch it.

Lol
I guess it's such a great quote/scene because there are little elements of truth in that never ever break dinner plans with you significant other, as there is little understanding, and almost no forgiving wink.gif

DJoel
post #242 of 426
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Originally Posted by oink View Post

Some more great ones:
Leonard Smalls: You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.

Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?
Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Repeat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.
Ed McDonnough: You mean you busted out of jail.
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What Evelle here is trying to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Leonard Smalls: Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.
H.I.: Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.
Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel "trapped" in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get them menstrual cramps real hard.
Dot: Rollie! You take that diaper off your head and you put it back on your sister!

THIS COULD GO ON FOREVER....ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVS.wink.gifcool.gif

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Originally Posted by oink View Post

We might as well just post the script.tongue.gif

Indeed. i don't think there is a bad line in that whole movie.

And the doc went on to explain that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could bear no young. Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.
Edited by mrlittlejeans - 9/28/12 at 10:48am
post #243 of 426
Steve Martin in The Jerk

"Ah... It's a profit deal."
post #244 of 426
"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

"Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
post #245 of 426
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
post #246 of 426
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Originally Posted by sog35 View Post

"stuff that dreams are made of. "

You beat me to it. Shakespeare may have written it first but whenever I see that quote, I think of Bogie as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcone answering the cop, who asked what the package containing the falcon was and bogie said, "The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of." That line made it into the film because of Bogie's suggestion to its director, John Huston.
post #247 of 426
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Originally Posted by oink View Post

Evelle: H.I., you're young and you got your health, what you want with a job?

You beat me to this one. Of all the wonderful dialog the Coen brothers ever wrote, many of which I elided in quoting your original post, that line is one of their best.
post #248 of 426
FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE
(This is conversation between 2 people)

MORTIMER: Yup. One from the outside, one from the inside. There's no other way. One of us will have to join Indio's band.

MANCO: Why are you looking at me when you say "one of us"?
post #249 of 426
Man, I remember the last quotes thread this forum had, it was a good one. I've heard more than a few good ones in my time, so I hope my contributions are good enough for this thread.

Here's a fairly obscure one from Ricochet, courtesy of Ice-T:

"Yo, chill out officers, we're with the assistant district attorney's club. We're assisting the district attorney, so don't make me club your a$$." biggrin.gif
post #250 of 426
The Princess Bride:

"INCONCEIVABLE!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
post #251 of 426
A Few Good Men

"TRUTH? You can't HANDLE the truth!!"


Pink Panther

"Does your dog bite?"
"No."
(dog bites him)
"You said your dog does not bite!"
"That's not my dog."
post #252 of 426
"Kahnnnnnnn..............Kahnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Captain KIrk, Star Trek II - The Wrath of Kahn


"Are you telling me I can dodge bullets, no, when your ready, you won't have to"

"Morpheous is fighting Neo"

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me"

"Freeeeeeeze"

"Dodge this"

"Good-bye Mr. Anderson, my name is Neo"

Matrix
post #253 of 426
Who took off my clothes?
I did
Why?
Cause we flipped a coin and I won
(Rio Lobo)


Dammit, Jim
(Star Trek)
post #254 of 426
Another Golden Oldie from Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
Quote:
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

If some part of this was posted earlier, I apologize in advance. I looked for it but didn't find it.
post #255 of 426
The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last. - Willy Wonka
post #256 of 426
Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.



Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?



In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face.
For some, shyness might be their El Guapo.
For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo.
For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!
post #257 of 426
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Originally Posted by simontan View Post

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face.
For some, shyness might be their El Guapo.
For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo.
For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!


Sorry but I don't watch Tele Mondo,let alone Novela's aka Spanish soap operas, tell us what the name of this one biggrin.gifwink.gif

DJoel
post #258 of 426
“It’s a very difficult job and the only way through is that we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”

- Michael Caine, The Italian Job
post #259 of 426
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Originally Posted by Djoel View Post

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Originally Posted by simontan View Post

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.
Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face.
For some, shyness might be their El Guapo.
For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo.
For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.
But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!


Sorry but I don't watch Tele Mondo,let alone Novela's aka Spanish soap operas, tell us what the name of this one biggrin.gifwink.gif

DJoel

Shame on you. It's The Three Amigos smile.gif
"You shot the Invisible Man!"

And from Young Frankenstein...
Igor, who's brain did we use?
Abby...someone. Abby...Normal?
We put an abnormal brain inside the creature!?
post #260 of 426
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Originally Posted by ambesolman View Post

"
And from Young Frankenstein...
Igor, who's brain did we use?
Abby...someone. Abby...Normal?
We put an abnormal brain inside the creature!?
MB's best movie EVER.....smile.gif
post #261 of 426
I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Eldeberries..

They are in the computer?

F*ckin' Chuck Norris!

Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal

How do I get out of this chickensh*t outfit? (pretty much every time hudson spoke in aliens)

A nutless monkey could do your job.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

So if it's just us... seems like an awful waste of space
Edited by padnfain - 10/1/12 at 7:00am
post #262 of 426
So this morning, I'm leaving my cube, with a cup of coffee in my hand and as I start talking to the guy I need to see, THIS pops into my head....

"Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."

And this....

"So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us this afternoon? "
post #263 of 426
Excellent quotes, padnfain.biggrin.gif
post #264 of 426
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Originally Posted by padnfain View Post

Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal

What's that from?
post #265 of 426
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?


Why, no, not at all - go right ahead.
Edited by simontan - 10/1/12 at 9:38am
post #266 of 426
the rock..
post #267 of 426
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Originally Posted by padnfain View Post

the rock..

Goodspeed: I'll do my best.
Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.
Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
Mason: Really?
Goodspeed: *cocks gun* Yeah.
post #268 of 426
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Originally Posted by Vagabond View Post

Classic five star, priceless scene in The Outlaw Josey Wales...
Bounty Hunter is looking for Josey Wales in a bar...
- I'm looking for Josey Wales.
- That'd be me. Are you a Bounty Hunter?
- Yeah, a man's gotta do somethin' for a living these days
- Dyin' aint much of a livin'

One of my all-time favorite movies . . .

My favorite quote: "buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms", said Josey to Jamie. Right after Josey killed those scruffy looking hunters.
post #269 of 426
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Originally Posted by ambesolman View Post

And from Young Frankenstein...
Igor, who's brain did we use?
Abby...someone. Abby...Normal?
We put an abnormal brain inside the creature!?

I love this quote, used it all the times with my kids. Shame is none of their friends have ever seen the movie. My daughter's psych professor used "Abby Normal" in a lecture and out of 30 college kids, she was the only who got it.
post #270 of 426
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Originally Posted by bbartschi View Post

Caddyshack
"It's in the hole"
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himilayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you thing they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one, big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot creavase, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And i say, "hey Lama, hey, how about a little somthing , you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin for me, which is nice."

Caddyshack is SO full of one-liners I dunno where to begin . . .

How about here . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YGQjMKNQE
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