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post #271 of 426
i feel the strange urge to watch caddyshack

buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, looks good on you though.

my uncle says you have a screw loose.
your uncle molests collies
Edited by padnfain - 10/1/12 at 1:14pm
post #272 of 426
I have a few more.

I hope TV movies count. This one is from the the team between Batman and Superman from the both animated series.

Superman after Batman punches him for stopping from beating thugs in a bar: "I heard you were crazy but I didn't think you were stupid." Then he proceeds to bitch slap batman into a wall.


Han Solo: Luke crazy! He can't take care of himself much less rescue anybody. A jedi knight!. I'm out of it for a little while and every gets delusions of grandeur.


Another one is more or less body language than a quote. It's from Toy Story 1 after Slinky the dog says something about Woody being great. Mr. Potato Head takes his lips off and starts touching his but with it. That's classic.
post #273 of 426
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Originally Posted by Lloyd-TX View Post

One of my all-time favorite movies . . .
My favorite quote: "buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms", said Josey to Jamie. Right after Josey killed those scruffy looking hunters.

I agree that The Outlaw Josey Wales is a classic Eastwood western and one his best early directorial efforts. As noted in earlier posts, the film is filled with memorable quotes. There's no telling how much better it might have been, though, If Eastwood had resisted casting the painfully untalented Sondra Locke in the leading female role. Locke was Eastwood's main squeeze at the time, which is the only reason I can think of that would explain why he cast her in The Outlaw Josey Wales, or any other film for that matter.
post #274 of 426
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I have a few more.
I hope TV movies count. This one is from the the team between Batman and Superman from the both animated series.
Superman after Batman punches him for stopping from beating thugs in a bar: "I heard you were crazy but I didn't think you were stupid." Then he proceeds to bitch slap batman into a wall.
Han Solo: Luke crazy! He can't take care of himself much less rescue anybody. A jedi knight!. I'm out of it for a little while and every gets delusions of grandeur.
Another one is more or less body language than a quote. It's from Toy Story 1 after Slinky the dog says something about Woody being great. Mr. Potato Head takes his lips off and starts touching his but with it. That's classic.

Sorry, TV movies do not count. Please delete your post.

 

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post #275 of 426
Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.
Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.
Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?
Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all.

[Grandfather, who has laid himself down to die, wakes up]
Old Lodge Skins: Am I still in this world?
Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: [groans] I was afraid of that. Well, sometimes the magic works. Sometimes, it doesn't.

Little Big Man
post #276 of 426
No, it's pronounced "eye-gor"

What Knockers!
Oh, thank you Doctor

Alive! It's alive! It's alive!
post #277 of 426
When boy....WHEN ? are you going to get your act together......good gawd almighty, I think he's the anti christ.....now listen.......DON"T WALK AWAY WHILE I"M TALKING TO YOU.........you'll get a GD job before sundown or we're shipping you off to military school with the GD Finklestein sh** kid.........
sonnovabeech
Strother Martin to Tommy Chong, opening scene "Up in Smoke"
post #278 of 426
The Matrix/Agent Smith :

-- cool.gif Mr. Anderson, We meet again !

Or

-- I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.



Every time a see this guy (Hugo Weaving) in movies a have his quotes popping in my head or i'll mumble some...

Got to love this guy...Love the Matrix trilogie so many great quotes in them smile.gif


Edited by meg1st - 10/1/12 at 6:54pm
post #279 of 426
Friday
Smokey's trying to make kool-aid,
"You ain't got no suga? You ain't never got two things that match! Kool-aid no suga, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger, dayum!"
Craig's dad, "Craig! Didn't I tell you to take take out the trash last night?"
Craig, "Yeah"
Craig's dad, "So why didn't you do it?"
Craig, "I fell asleep."
Craig's dad, "I wish you was sleepin right now. I'd knock you upside the head with a left hook, make you wake up and take out that damn trash! It stanks in here, somebody open a window." (He'd just taken a dump)
post #280 of 426
From Outlaw Josey Wales after shoot out in Texas town,the red legs guy sez
"not a hard man to track,leaves dead men wherever he goes"
post #281 of 426
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Originally Posted by meg1st View Post

Every time a see this guy (Hugo Weaving) in movies a have his quotes popping in my head or i'll mumble some...
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
post #282 of 426
If not already covered. Nick Cage in Valley Girl:

"If they attack the car . . . save the radio!"
post #283 of 426
You looking at me? You looking at me?

Robert Di Niro in Taxi Driver
post #284 of 426
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Sorry, TV movies do not count.

DANG! Because one of my all-time favorite quotes is from one of the first ABC Movie of the week films: The Over The Hill Gang.

Chill Wills is in a poker game and when everyone shows their hand, he says, "I ain't one to quibble over the rules, but seven aces in one deck...that's a LOT of aces."
post #285 of 426
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Originally Posted by ambesolman View Post

Friday
Smokey's trying to make kool-aid,
"You ain't got no suga? You ain't never got two things that match! Kool-aid no suga, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger, dayum!"
Craig's dad, "Craig! Didn't I tell you to take take out the trash last night?"
Craig, "Yeah"
Craig's dad, "So why didn't you do it?"
Craig, "I fell asleep."
Craig's dad, "I wish you was sleepin right now. I'd knock you upside the head with a left hook, make you wake up and take out that damn trash! It stanks in here, somebody open a window." (He'd just taken a dump)

How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen....
post #286 of 426
Speaking of TV movies...(Hey... its "movies"!)

Terry Pratchetts "The Hogfather"

Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.

Death: It was some time after its creation when most people forgot that the very oldest stories of the beginning are, sooner or later, about... blood. At least, that's one theory. The philosopher Didactylos has suggested an alternative hypothesis: "Things just happen. What the hell."

And from "The Color of Magic"

Death: I was at a party, you know.
Trymon: I hope it's a good party!
Death: I think it might go downhill at midnight.
Trymon: Why?
Death: That's when they think I'll be taking my mask off.

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post #287 of 426
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Originally Posted by ambesolman View Post

Friday
Smokey's trying to make kool-aid,
"You ain't got no suga? You ain't never got two things that match! Kool-aid no suga, peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger, dayum!"
Craig's dad, "Craig! Didn't I tell you to take take out the trash last night?"
Craig, "Yeah"
Craig's dad, "So why didn't you do it?"
Craig, "I fell asleep."
Craig's dad, "I wish you was sleepin right now. I'd knock you upside the head with a left hook, make you wake up and take out that damn trash! It stanks in here, somebody open a window." (He'd just taken a dump)

How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen....
. "...eatin up all da food. All the chicken, all the pigs feet, all the collard greens, all the hog moss. I want some of them chitlins! I want some of them pigs FEET!"
post #288 of 426
Maybe someone has already mentioned it but from "Smokey and the bandit", so many funny quotes, this is my favourite smile.gif

Buford T. Justice: You want something?
Junior: Hush puppies, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: We don't got time for that crap! Dumb sumbitch!
post #289 of 426
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Originally Posted by ballen420 View Post

How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen....
That's what I say to my cat every day....

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Originally Posted by Fredrik View Post

Maybe someone has already mentioned it but from "Smokey and the bandit", so many funny quotes, this is my favourite smile.gif
Buford T. Justice: You want something?
Junior: Hush puppies, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: We don't got time for that crap! Dumb sumbitch!
Jackie Gleason....RIP.
post #290 of 426
Hudson : "Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man ?"
Vasquez : "No. Have you ?"

Aliens
post #291 of 426
"[[Blah blah blah...]

Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly ninety-nine percent of the test subjects accepted the program provided they were given a choice - even if they were only aware of it at a near-unconscious level. While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication: a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the One. While the others experienced this in a general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-à-vis: love.

The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

[Yada yada yada...]"

Sorry, my mistake. Was looking for the "Worst movie quotes of all time" thread.
post #292 of 426
Lethal Weapon 4, Leo Getz
"The f**k you with the cellphones"

post #293 of 426
"Do you expect me to talk?"
- James Bond
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
- Auric Goldfinger
post #294 of 426
Airplane

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

or

"We've got to get this man to a hospital."
"A Hospital?! What is it?"
"It's a big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not important now."

or

Overhead announcer man: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. "
Overhead announcer woman: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."
Overhead announcer man: "The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone."
Overhead announcer woman: "No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone."
Overhead announcer man: "The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone."
Overhead announcer woman: "Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!"
Overhead announcer man: "Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone."
Overhead announcer woman: "Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. "
Overhead announcer man: "It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved."
Edited by DeadEd - 10/3/12 at 4:44pm
post #295 of 426
The Magnificent Seven:

"If God had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep"

"We deal in lead friend."

"Yes. The final supreme idiocy. Coming here to hide. The deserter hiding out in the middle of a battlefield."

"They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three. "

"I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything."

"Generosity... that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed."
post #296 of 426
"The Firm" , when Wilford Bremley and his Attorney superiors show the video of Tom Cruise having sex on the beach with a hooker and Tom replies to him about how he acquires all of this scandalous information on him. Wilford Brimley looks at him and says,"You think I'm just the f***ing night watchman, don't you". I have felt like him many times at work.
post #297 of 426
"Outlaw Josey Wales" When Clint Eastwood is told by Chief Dan George that one of the guys is no longer around that "he disappeared" Clint Eastwood says "That's great, every time I get to liking someone they just disappear." Then Chief Dan George says "I've noticed that every time you don't like someone, that they disappear also" Classic wit.
post #298 of 426
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid".

The Duke in, "Sons of Katy Elder".
post #299 of 426
Thread still going huh? My apologies if it's a repeat but.....

"Call me Snake..." Escape from New York - Snake Pliskin(sp) (Kurt Russell)
post #300 of 426
not a movie, but a classic no doubt! " and look at you! a breadstick in a bowtie, you pasty face co*k$ucker!"

" I have the test results back, and you are HIV wadia"
" Offenses committed? - rape-arson-mayhem-rape", "but you said rape twice", " I like rape"!
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