Best Movie Quotes of All Time - Page 11

not a movie, but a classic no doubt! " and look at you! a breadstick in a bowtie, you pasty face co*k$ucker!"

" I have the test results back, and you are HIV wadia"
" Offenses committed? - rape-arson-mayhem-rape", "but you said rape twice", " I like rape"!

Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die

Thanks for reminding me of how poetic Blade Runner can be. It's time for me to watch it again.

Lady: But that is a priceless Steinway
Clouseau: Not anymore!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74YLwinLT7M


Office Space:

We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

Charlie Wilsons War:

Cravely: And I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you when you broke my ****ing window.
Gust Avrakotos: Oh yes sure you do Cravely.
Cravely: Look Gust!
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah you're ****ing Roger's fiance, and you know I know.
Cravely: I'm not... I'm not... I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response.
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah yeah, you're dignifying her in the ass, at the Jefferson Hotel, Room 1210, but let me ask you, the 3000 agents Turner fired, was that because they lacked diplomatic skills as well?

Seriously?? You must be joking.

Goodfellas:
There was Jimmy, and Tommy, and me, and there was...
Anthony Stabile (Hey how ya doin)
Frankie Carbone (italian jibberish)
and then there was Mo Black's brother, Fat Andy, (how ya doin buddy)
and his guys Frankie the WAP, (you stayin outta trouble?)
Freddy No-No's (he how ya doin)
and then there was Pete the Killer who was Sally Ball's brother, (yeah i took care of that thing for ya)
and you had Nikki Eyes, (whats up guy)
and Mikey Fanchaise (I saw that guy, yeah I wentasee em)
and Jimmy 2-times because he said everything twice like "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers"

Caddyshack: (most uderrated quote in the movie)
This is a golf course not a parking lot!!! Now you back this thing outta here right now!!!

-Ok... hey look at that!

Don't play games with me Ty... put that steering wheel over here where it belongs and get this outta here!!!

-I got it judge... Let's play golf!

Out of all the lines in Goodfellas, that's somehow the one line I've latched onto and said enough times that my 6 year-old daughter now says it whenever I ask her to go fetch something.

Independence Day: Jeff gold lim Jewish dad gathering to pray for safety and govt official says, but I am not Jew and Dad answers, no one is perfect;)
Just today watched 4k Lawrence of Arabia" for some people there is nothing written till they write for themselves"

Oops, the actual line is "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the the hell else you talkin'....you talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here"

"Say Hello to my little friend!" - Scarface
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Blazing Saddles
"What? Ridden on a horse? You're banging two coconuts together!"
"Fetchez la vache!"
"There are those who call me.... Tim?"
"So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."
"I didn't know you were called Dennis"
and pretty much every other line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Wolfman's got nards!" -- The Monster Squad

"Nothing beats the taste of alcohol in plastic." -- 2010

"I, uh, I've been to another planet, Ma." -- The Last Starfighter

You've Got Mail:
"Ahhhhhgh, where's my Tic-Tacs?"

"Scared? Are you kidding?"

Yoda: "Try not. Do, or do not. There is no trying."

"It's not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room!" -- Clark Griswold

"I'll have what she's having." After Meg Ryan finishes faking an orgasm in a restaurant in When Harry Met Sally.

"No!" - Marcel Marceau

Favorite line from Mel Brook's "Silent Movie". Only person to speak in the entire film was the mime.

"At the time of which I speak, I'm tending bar in Medicine Hat. A

fellow used to come in there had a glass eye. Used to put this glass

eye in a tumbler of water. One night, he forgot it...I found it. The

next day he came in and I said, "young fellow, you forgot your glass

eye" and I gave it back to him. Ever since that day, I've been known

as Honest John."

One could go on for a long time with W. C. Fields quotes.

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

"Wake up. Time to die!"

"We came up with a new name for you. A lot of thought went into it. Your new name is... Williams... Remo Williams."

Remo Williams being given his new name while in the hospital, being read the brand and location off his bedpan.

"That goes without saying". Young Frankenstein

Chuck (Henry Winkler): "As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that."
Bill (Michael Keaton): "Is this a great country, or what?"

From "Night Shift," just about my favorite movie ever.

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going!
There's no knowing where they're rowing,
Or which way they river's flowing!
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing...

-Willy Wonka (Willy Wonka the Chocolate Factory)


I'm MAKING MY LUNCH!!!

-Jingle Dale (Wild at Heart)


Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, bold, vicious. He'll do...He's perfect!

-Government Minister (A Clockwork Orange)


You better get ready 'cause at three o'clock today, I'm going to rape you.

-Brandon McCarthy (Welcome to the Dollhouse)


Some of these guns are like toys. That . You go out and hammer nails with it all day... come back and it'll cut dead center on target every time.

-Easy Andy (Taxi Driver)

My all-time favorite movie line is from "The Big Sleep" (1946), one of Raymond Chandler's best hard-boiled detective mysteries transformed into a film noir, private detective film classic starring Humphrey Bogart as private detective Philip Marlowe.

Called to the mansion of General Stanwood, a prospective client, Marlowe on the way in to see the General meets one of the General's two alluring and sexy daughters, the younger, troubled, errant, thumb-biting, frequently doped-up and nymphomaniacal heiress Carmen. After some very brief, flirtatious banter Carmen literally throws herself into the arms of Marlowe.

Shortly after, upon meeting General Stanwood, the General comments about his younger daughter's coy and childish behavior. Marlowe replies
"Yes, I met her in the hall and she did that to me. Then she tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up."

Where the white women at?

Soylent Green

Det. Thorn: It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
Hatcher: I promise, Tiger. I promise. I'll tell the exchange.
Det. Thorn: You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!



Love and Death

And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that "I run through the valley of the shadow of death" - in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.

Death: You're an interesting young man. We'll meet again.
Young Boris: Don't bother.
Death: It's no bother.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? The difference is that all men go eventually, but I go six o'clock tomorrow morning. I was supposed to go at five o'clock, but I have a smart lawyer. Got leniency.



Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Charlie: They said you was hung.
Bart: And they was right.

Can't see how nobody posted these...
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
"Go ahead. Make my day..."
"E.T. phone home."
"Bond. James Bond."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"Open the pod bay doors please, HAL."