Best Movie Quotes of All Time - Page 3

Sounds like my wife and I in bed.

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye"

"In the immortal words of the virgin mary, 'come again'?" - Snatch

LMAO! Done!

"You gonna do somethin? Or you just gonna stand there and bleed?" Wyatt Earp (Tombstone)

and might as well include....

"You're no daisy!" Doc Holiday (Tombstone)

"You wanna kill yourself? Don't f*** around with it! Do it expeditiously! Jump!" Joe Carter (Lean on me)

Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound]
Plainview: I drink it up!


I laugh everytime I think of this. Great movie!

a couple from the target rich movie Top Gun:



Maverick: [to Cougar and Merlin while up in the air] Any of you boys seen an aircraft-carrier around here?



Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet

The Other Guys (2010)

Terry Hoitz: Your flatulence isn't manly.
Allen Gamble: Are you serious?
Terry Hoitz: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.

Heist (2001)

Bobby: Sometimes adrenaline gives people the shakes. Some might think it's cowardice, so maybe you'd want to pray about it.
Jimmy: I'm not a religious man.
Bobby: There's nothing wrong with prayer. We knew this firefighter, this trooper, who always carried a bible next to his heart. We used to mock him, but that bible stopped a bullet.
Jimmy: No ****.
Bobby: Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined that ****er's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today.

"F**k me, he clear'd it!"

"What's in the box?"

"You shall not pass!"

That's a great one! "Why don't you put her in charge!?" That one makes me laugh every time I hear it.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat."

Game. Set. Match.

James

And another ultra-classic- especially when you consider the gravity of the situation and the quality of the model, as it was...

Doc: "please excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it..."

Marty: "it's good..."

Doc: "oh, thank you, thank you..."


Still lmao every single time.

James

"Shitter's Full !"

Christmas Vacation

One more from Back To the Future and I'll leave...

Biff Tannen: My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. I spilled beer all me over when that car smashed into me.


James

Dazed and Confused

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Forest Gump (too many more to quote)
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...

Pulpfiction (too many more to quote)

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen,...

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Caddyshack

"It's in the hole"

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himilayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you thing they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one, big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten thousand foot creavase, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And i say, "hey Lama, hey, how about a little somthing , you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin for me, which is nice."

Movie is full of them, but just love the way it starts....

Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close sh*t, *you are* sh*t, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The f*cking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: F*ck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.

The whole "pep talk" Baldwin gives is just hilarious.

Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just f**king with you Daddy!

"Now we'll talk all day if you want to. But, come sundown, there's gonna be two things true that ain't true now: One is that the United States Department of Justice is going to know what in the good Christ -- 'scuse me, Angie -- is goin' on around here. And the other is that I'm gonna have somebody's ass in my briefcase."

"What color is the boathouse at Hereford?"

and

"What's in the case?"

"Why don't you put her in charge?"

"My friends, you bow to no one."

"We're not leaving, We're the Marines, you are our mission."

"Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets."

"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" Resevoir Dogs

(Alabama State Trooper: "Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!") "You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella!" - Buford T. Justice, Smokey and the Bandit

"We're on a mission from God" - Blues Brothers

"Go ahead, make my day."


Not sure if it counts, but gets me misty eyed every time..

"Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes". - Richard Winters

"As you wish."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."

 

"I want more life, f***er!"

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

Leia: "I love you"
Han: "I know."

"I thought you were dead?"
"Yeah, I get that alot."
Alien 4


2 of the most memorable from the early days of talkies:

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
GWTW

"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Casablanca

Jack Torrance,

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in.