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post #91 of 426
Originally Posted by cshawnmcdonald View Post

"What color is the boathouse at Hereford?"
"What's in the case?"

Too bad we aren't naming the best car chase scenes of all time, this ranks up there with Bullet. And I thought I was only person that liked Ronin.
post #92 of 426
"Give me some sugar, baby."
post #93 of 426
Goldfinger . . .

"Who are you?"

"My name is Pussy Galore."

"I must be dreaming."
post #94 of 426
Ron Burgundy:

"Don't act like you're not impressed!"

(if you know the movie, you know the scene I'm talking about)
post #95 of 426
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!" - constitutional peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Mongo only pawn in game of life" - or just about every line from Blazing Saddles

Basically every monologue spoken by Howard Beale in Network.
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post #97 of 426
" Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -Belushi Animal House
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"You're killing me Smalls!" - Sandlot
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat."

post #100 of 426
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" -Dangerfield Caddyshack
post #101 of 426
Originally Posted by parksenegger View Post

" Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" -Belushi Animal House

I nearly died laughing when I first heard that. biggrin.gif
post #102 of 426
In no particular order....

Somebody better go back and get a sh$tload of dimes.
Mongo was easy. The bitch was inventing the candy-gram. Probably won't even give me credit for it.
The little b@stard shot me in the a$$.
"Qualifications?" "Rape, murder, arson and rape." "You said rape twice." "I like rape."

Put. The candle. Back!
Don't you know a joke when you hear one?
What hump?
Soitinly! You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the toiban.

...and if you don't like that one, I'll tear it up in huff. And if that's not fast enough, I'll tear it up in minute and a huff.
HELP! We're trapped. We're three men and a woman. Send more men. And if you can't send more men, send two more women!
We're fighting for your honor. Which is more than you've ever done.
I could dance with you till the cows came home. On second, thought, I rather dance with the cows till YOU came home.
Meet me on the veranda. You wear a necktie so I'll know it's you.

Ah, Flowerbelle. What a euphonious appellation....easy on the ears and a banquet for the eyes.
"May I present my card?" (Upon reading a business card that says "Novelties and Notions")..."What kind of notions you got?" "You'd be surprised. Some are old and some are new."
"Babydoll, these weed-eaters have been running off at the mouth...to your detriment." "I ain't surprised. Bad news travels fast."
Come up and see me sometime...come up Thursday...it's amateur night.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

My father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his d$#k in his hands.
But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

post #103 of 426
WOW, you guys have come with some great ones!cool.gifcool.gif
post #104 of 426
From Quick Change:

"This ain't my dick in your back."
"Well, that's a relief."

"Sir, you forgot your map...and our million dollars."

"He says to Ms. Cochrane here, baby, up your butt with a coconut. I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. There was no coconut to my knowledge."
post #105 of 426
"What we have hear....is failure to communicate"

Cool Hand Luke
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I got some beers!  Lets drink em!!!!


I hope you got a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it.....

post #107 of 426
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" -OZ

im surprised it wasnt on here yet.
post #108 of 426
Yeah, along with "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto"

And here's another one....Houston, we have a problem.
post #109 of 426
Home Alone


"Keep The Change You Filthy Animal"
post #110 of 426
Originally Posted by mastermaybe View Post

"you're gonna need a bigger boat."
Game. Set. Match.

This was my first thought. Fortunately, I think most of us could post a quote a day for years.

A few from one movie...


And that's all she wrote.

While we're young.

Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

Don't you people have homes?

You'll get nothing, and like it!

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.

Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you

Yes. Yes. Winter rules.

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

And finally-
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
post #111 of 426
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

The Coen Bros. have so many great lines it would take weeks to get them all in.
post #112 of 426
My name is Thurgood Jenkins. I work at this place, Frankencense & Burr Pharmicudicals. I'm a master of the custodial arts, or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.

If I wasn't Jamaican, why would I be wearing this hat?
Half Baked

A lot of people go to college for seven years.
Yeah, they're called doctors.
Tommy Boy

I got fired yesterday.
I thought you were off yesterday.
I was. Went in to get my check, said they had me on tape stealing boxes. Fired me on the spot.
What you doin stealing boxes? What you trying to build, a clubhouse? You got to be a stupid motha f**** to get fired on your day off.

She knows about all the new snacks before they come out. All the bootleg snacks, all the year 2000 snacks. She's like, 'Cupcake gotta new Twinkie coming out. When you bite into it cream fillin shoot all into your mouth, glitter.'
Next Friday

Now I want you to reach in the bag and pull out my wallet.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says 'Bad Mother F****r!'
Pulp Fiction
post #113 of 426
Father Goose:
[catching a fish barehanded. A fish swims toward them]
Walter Eckland: [In a hushed voice] Hey, here she comes again.
Catherine Freneau: How do you know it's a "she"?
Walter Eckland: Her mouth is open, now be quiet.

The Blues Brothers:
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Army of Darkness:
Ash: Groovy.

Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
post #114 of 426
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
post #115 of 426
"You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you" Doyle from Sling Blade
post #116 of 426
I'm a closet Star Wars geek, here are my favorite quotes, most I use on my kids...

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further!" - Vader

"What are you looking at? I know what I'm doin'.." - Han

"You must unlearn what you have learned." - Yoda

"Control, control, you must learn control..." - Yoda

"Cover me Porkins!" - Biggs

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." - Han

"Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Obi Wan
post #117 of 426
Originally Posted by oink View Post

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The Coen Bros. have so many great lines it would take weeks to get them all in.

This thread could be filled with the entire script of The Big Lebowski! smile.gif
post #118 of 426
"What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?"
Sling Blade

"Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich."
Fear And Loathing

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon." Fear And Loathing
post #119 of 426
HAL 9000: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
post #120 of 426
I bet nothing hurts you. Only pain.

Conan the Destroyer
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