Originally Posted by mastermaybe
"you're gonna need a bigger boat."
Game. Set. Match.
This was my first thought. Fortunately, I think most of us could post a quote a day for years.
A few from one movie...
IT'S IN THE HOLE.
And that's all she wrote.
While we're young.
Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?
Don't you people have homes?
You'll get nothing, and like it!
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Oh, it looks good on you though.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you
Yes. Yes. Winter rules.
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.