British press.........(Picture David Niven at the war board with an extra long pointer stick)
"Good morning gentlemen, find a seat wherever you like. Yes that's fine.
Well, it appears that Jerry has found some clever ways of, dare I say, rubbing our faces in the sod . If you look at the board here (Tap!), here (Tap!) and here (Tap!),
it seems they've found some rather remarkable improvements in tire cooling, engine mapping, and aerodynamics. And I don't need to tell you that when that Vettel
chap is given an advantage, he makes us all look like a dusty lot.
Needless to say that I've cancelled all leave for the foreseeable future and look forward to seeing all of you here at 0600. National pride is resting on you shoulders gentlemen, its crucial that we match
and hopefully exceed these advancements within a fortnight. Got the gist?
Right. Get some sleep tonight men, I do believe we're going to need it."