External Blu-ray Writer Doubling As Standalone Player???

Hail, Ye Home Theatre Gads!

I (really, truly) need an external (preferably "portable" but this isn't absolutely critical like most of the other criteria to come) Blu-ray writer for the PC that can pull duty as a traditional standalone player.

Working with a PC, it should:

1) Read/playback all CD-rewritable formats -- this is a must
2) Preferably write/burn, too, though this actually isn't critical
3) Use USB 3.0, though not absolutely necessary (USB 2.0 is fine)
4) Offer 3-D capabilities, though again not absolutely necessary

Working as a standalone, it should:

1) Plug into an electrical outlet (and not simply run another USB cable like external PC drives)
2) Up-convert standard-definition DVDs (1080p best but will settle for 720p)
3) Output video in HDMI (a must, given my Eppie projector)


Any such beast in 2013??

THANKS!!

Sorry, Bill,

It's as "Sammy2" says (thanks, "Sammy2"): no such beast!

I'm just gonna have to get with the program and get a Blu-ray Disc player for home theater and a simple CD/DVD reader for my netbook (yeah, I still use mine)...see you in line at the checkout!