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What do you guys do to afford all of this equipment?

post #1 of 116
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Serious. Every time I come here I wonder in awe at what some people do to be able to buy projectors and speakers more expensive than my car =/.
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Maybe they rob banks or manage ponzi scheme funds, maybe some are professionals or self employed
or overpaid or work hard at good paying jobs or inherited money who knows ?
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I don't mean to brag but I am a circus clown during the day and work evenings mugging old ladies. Probably explains why I don't hang out on this forum very much????
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Welfare here. But I deal drugs on the side. biggrin.gif
This should be a fun thread. Thanks.
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Originally Posted by Frohlich View Post

I don't mean to brag but I am a circus clown during the day and work evenings mugging old ladies. Probably explains why I don't hang out on this forum very much????
One of those old ladies is gonna get ya with a Tec-9 if you dont watch out.
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Now that I have free health care, food stamps, Obamaphones for the family and housing subsidies, I can spend all my $$ on home theater!
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Originally Posted by Bond 007 View Post

One of those old ladies is gonna get ya with a Tec-9 if you dont watch out.

Just noticed we are both in Cinci. Can you give me a ride to clown college today...my moped is on the fritz.
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Just noticed we are both in Cinci. Can you give me a ride to clown college today...my moped is on the fritz.
How do I know youre not gonna rob me. Take the Metro. biggrin.gif
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I manage a number of very high class, extremely beautiful, highly intelligent, and very very very talented female escorts. They are all over 22 and most either have graduate degrees or are pursuing them. Not surprisingly, none are encumbered with college debt or graduate school debt. I know my strengths and areas of expertise so I make our ladies available only to members of the opposite sex. My average lady (although there is nothing at all average about them) usually ends up marrying a client or the client's father within 3 to 5 years of initial employment with my service. They really end up being a lot more than a trophy wife and I take great pride in my role in training these young ladies and facilitating their pathway towards their and their clients ultimate success.
Edited by mark haflich - 10/9/13 at 8:41am
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Originally Posted by l1l2l3l4l5l View Post

Serious. Every time I come here I wonder in awe at what some people do to be able to buy projectors and speakers more expensive than my car =/.

Lots of dentists, physicians, and lawyers here, and poor folks like me;-).
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Originally Posted by mark haflich View Post

I manage a number of very high class, extremely beautiful, highly intelligent, and very very very talented female escorts. They are all over 22 and most either have graduate degrees or are pursuing them. Not surprisingly, none are encumbered with college debt or graduate school debt. I know my strengths and areas of expertise so I make our ladies available only to members of the opposite sex. My average lady (although there is nothing at all average about them) usually ends up marrying a client or the client's father within 3 to 5 years of initial employment with my service. They really end up being a lot more than a trophy wife and I take great pride in my role in training these young ladies and facilitating their pathway towards their and their clients ultimate success.
So...youre a pimp? biggrin.gif
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Relationship facilitator
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Relationship facilitator
lol You call it tomato. I call it tomato.
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God I love this place. Tomorrow, I will tell you about my previous job--being an astronaut.
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God I love this place. Tomorrow, I will tell you about my previous job--being an astronaut.
Do tell. Did you find them husbands too?
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God I love this place. Tomorrow, I will tell you about my previous job--being an astronaut.

You were in the old Tang astronaut commercial...were'nt you. Lucky!!!!!
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I'm a counterfeiter. I pay cash for all my gear. Still bummed out about that new $100 bill.
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Originally Posted by Frohlich View Post

Just noticed we are both in Cinci. Can you give me a ride to clown college today...my moped is on the fritz.

I'd give you a ride, by my sub compact already has 18 other clowns in it...
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Originally Posted by Frohlich View Post

You were in the old Tang astronaut commercial...were'nt you. Lucky!!!!!
Sounds like hes up to his neck in "tang" right now.
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I'm a much in demand porn star.
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Originally Posted by djnickuk View Post

I'm a much in demand porn star.

I didn't think female midgets read AVS. GOOD ON YOU!!!!!
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I am filthy rich because everytime, on the web, someone believe my good friend Mark Haflich's ********, I get a dollar.tongue.gif

Oh - I need the big dedicated home theater, biggie screen and projector to watch the high def flicks Mark Haflich sends me of his work crew in action!!!@@@#####biggrin.gif:D:D:)
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I'm a much in demand porn star.
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Originally Posted by Frohlich View Post

I didn't think female midgets read AVS.

biggrin.gif That's funny as hell.
post #24 of 116
High-limit credit cards, duh.
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Some sellers on audiogon take foodstamps.
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Only some?
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Which ones? Im on it. I can buy food stamps all day long for next to nothing from the crackheads.
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Originally Posted by Bond 007 View Post

Which ones? Im on it. I can buy food stamps all day long for next to nothing from the crackheads.

Thats exactly the kind of elitist crap I hate and why I don't post on this forum. Buying footstamps dirt cheap...crackhead connections...cars with eject buttons. You probably still have all your teeth too. I HATE YOU BOND!!!!! :-)
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Shhh...the eject button is a secret.
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Originally Posted by Frohlich View Post

I didn't think female midgets read AVS. GOOD ON YOU!!!!!

Brilliant! Love it.
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