He gave Van Helsing a "Thumbs Up" which means I will never listen to another of his reviews as long as I live. I saw this pile of crap at a free screening last night and by the end of it I was praying one of the silver bullets would pierce the screen and kill me. I'm a huge action movie fan and I love summer blockbusters more than most people, but this was the most ridiculous flick I've seen in a long time. Words really can't describle just how bad this movie is..........quite possibly some of the worst acting in the history of cinema. The action scenes are preposterous and there is more CGI in this movie than Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Hulk and The Terminator combined. I'm sure it will probably do about $40 million at the box office this weekend, but I can't wait to see the drop off next weekend once word of mouth gets around about how bad it is. Thank goodness I didn't have to pay to see it or I would really be pissed.
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5/7/04 at 9:25pm