Happy News From Crawford, Tex.
It was reported today that, in a dramatic show of leadership and against the wish of his mother Barbara Bush, the President has decided to wear his boots over his pants at his ranch in Texas. Asked about the political significance a White House spokeman said that it shows great courage, determination and flair. *The Bush administration is on the right track on this one*, he emphasised. Observers agree that this was a political coup for the President. Approval rating for the President jumped to 65% after the report. GF.