Just purchased our first monthly, 6.95 per month for the in-laws. Couldn't afford lifetime right now. If I can before the end of the year, we'll roll it to lifetime.
... your greenhorn saddle ... [and] if I were you, I'd get down on my hands and knees and give thanks for the generosity that others have bestowed on you.
I bow down to you, oh humorless dickhead of wisdom.