HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.
Here's some other important slash humeorus quotes:
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
AND TO END ON A POSITIVE NOTE:
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
I hope all your wives and girlfriends love your theaters!!