Originally Posted by BenDover
longer than my wife can carry on a conversation in one sitting :D
Me: Let me know if I turn right, go straight or go left up ahead.
My wife (navigating with map): Go left back there.
Zipping down country roads south of Limerick trying not to scrape the stone wall on my left or the rear view mirrors of the oncoming farm equipment on my right (this road can't be more than 12 feet wide and the speed limit is 100 km/h).....
Town up ahead. Slowing now, 100 km/h, ....80 km/h, ....60 km/h, ....50 km/h, ..... T-intersection and stop sign up ahead.
Come to the stop. Road goes left. Road goes right. Pub dead in front of me.
Me: Which way?
My Wife (with the map): Well, we definitely don't want the road to the left.
Me: So, ....I go right?
My Wife: I don't think so, that wouldn't be the right way.
Me: There are people behind me.
My Wife: Well, we definitely don't go left.
Me: You want me to turn around or go in reverse?
My Wife: We've been there, dear! Don't be a jerk.
Me: So I go right, right?
Me: I am going right.
My Wife: OK suit yourself.
...about a mile down the road....
My Wife: Aha! We go left there, I thought this would be the right way since the other way was wrong.