This is week 3 right? The quality of the dancing overall seems rather poor. About half of the celebrities I have never seen before, which wouldn't matter at all to me if they could dance. Some personal observations:
Pamela: As the only living heterosexual male of my generation who has never seen even one minute of Baywatch, I must admit I was impressed with Pamela's dancing. For such a plastic girl she seems quite grounded and intent on performing her best. Not appealing to me physically, unfortunately.
Nicole: One of the few reasons to tune in to this show, she is hotter than the sun and seems reasonably nice. Plus she can dance circles around any of the other contestants.
Aiden: Amiable chap, he is trying hard but his dancing is a big yawn inducer.
Bachelor Guy: Aye Dios Mio! What a sissy! "You are being disrespectful to me!" Dude, take your lessons like a man. From what they showed I didn't observe any disrespect, just tough instruction. He's heading for the metrosexual hall of fame.
Kate: Thank all that is good that I never saw this creature on television prior to last night. I've seen plain cardboard display more emotion! Why is she famous again? I don't get it...
Buzz: Painful to watch, but he is an American hero and an icon so if he sticks around until mid-season it won't bother me, and if he goes out tonight it won't either. Oh, and please stop showing his hideously disfigured wife: the knife didn't do her any favors.
Neice (sic): I'm sure I spelled that wrong. Anyhow, don't know her from Adam but she certainly is the polar opposite of The Beast, no lack of emotion here. Too fat and awkward to go very far.
Erin: Her appearance and personality just turn me the wrong way, so I don't really have anything good to say about her. I suppose her dancing was all right, and that's probably good enough to get to the final four considering the lackluster competition.
Chad: An overgrown kid, I guess I will root for him since he is from my alma mater (GO Beavs!) and it did seem like he gave a genuine effort last night. Funniest line of the night: "I needed something to bring out my cocky and arrogant side." Well, I guess that's only really funny if you follow the NFL.
Did I miss anyone? Probably.
Note to Cheryl and Edyta: my door is always open; I just can't understand why you don't come running.
Unfortunately the few minutes that Cheryl, Edyta, and Nicole are on screen are really not worth the nearly 2 hours of fluff and mediocrity. Even Cheryl and Edyta are being handicapped quite a bit by their inept partners, so their ample talents are muted.
I will probably check-in again in a few weeks after ensuring that The Beast is gone. I have way too much faith in the ignorance and stupidity of the masses to believe that she will actually be gone tonight.