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Originally Posted by jcalabria 
Conversation at TWC:
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Programmer: Well sir... we can go back and slipstream it into 4.1.
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Manager: GREAT idea... the dumbasses will think they got something for free and be really impressed with us. I'm SO smart!
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Programmer: Then what do you want us to do with 5.0?
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Manager: Oh, just leave it alone. The code is still in there for that Cloud crap, right? We'll probably never launch it anyway but as long it's there we can put a whole paragraph about it in the next shareholder report... I love it when a plan comes together!
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Manager (thinking to self): Hehe... if this poor schmuck only knew that getting that blurb in the quarterly report will bump our stock price enough to make me more money than he makes in a year programming this crap.

Conversation at TWC:

I just don't understand it... everybody is bitching online that 5.0 only got transparency. You worked so hard on that last week... even after I had to send you to my house to schedule "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader" for me. Damn... I learn SO much from that show! One of these days I'll figure out how this stuff really works so I can schedule it myself!----
Manager:
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Programmer: Well sir... we can go back and slipstream it into 4.1.
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Manager: GREAT idea... the dumbasses will think they got something for free and be really impressed with us. I'm SO smart!
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Programmer: Then what do you want us to do with 5.0?
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Manager: Oh, just leave it alone. The code is still in there for that Cloud crap, right? We'll probably never launch it anyway but as long it's there we can put a whole paragraph about it in the next shareholder report... I love it when a plan comes together!
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Manager (thinking to self): Hehe... if this poor schmuck only knew that getting that blurb in the quarterly report will bump our stock price enough to make me more money than he makes in a year programming this crap.
Classic!!!! Love it JC! Hahahahahaha!!!
Jack



















