Originally Posted by noleintheburg
Over/under for the first Jack Bauer whacking...I say 11 minutes....you know they have to roll credits flashbacks, etc.
It'll be thirty seconds after some poor guy gets wacked while standing next to him.
If you want to live, never stand next to Jack Bauer. Never go out on missions with Jack Bauer, even if the freedom of the world depends on it (won't do you any good if you're dead). Do not become friends with Jack Bauer, even if you were President once. Do not marry Jack Bauer. If you're related to Jack Bauer stay away from him and for heaven's sake don't "drop by" his office during a national crisis.