TV Review
‘The Next,’ one would hope the last
New CW singing competition follows the tired mentoring formula
By Tom Conroy, Media Life Magazine - Aug. 16, 2012
Sometimes TV producers choose a title that tells us virtually nothing about their show. Sometimes that's because the show's premise isn't that interesting.
The CW's new series "The Next" turns out to be a singing competition in which each week four established musicians serve as mentors for 72 hours to unsigned wannabes from a different city with a good music scene. The four wannabes each perform a song at a local venue; the audience votes; and the winner will advance to finals to be held at the end of the season, the prize being a recording contract with a major label.
Since the star-mentor angle is lifted from NBC's singing competition "The Voice," this show varies it slightly by having the celebrities spend their mentoring time at their mentees' homes or hangouts. But these scenes are mostly played for laughs, and we learn next to nothing about music or performance skills. We don't even get to vote for a winner. We're left with four middling-to-good performances but little suspense or fun.
The premiere episode, airing tonight at 9, opens at the House of Blues in Orlando, Fla., where the host, Allison Hagendorf, introduces the four mentors — Joe Jonas, Gloria Estefan, John Rich and Nelly — and explains the premise.
"The best way to become a superstar," she says, "is to learn from one." But when we see the taped segments in which the stars spend time with the newbies, little learning takes place.
Jonas, who broke out as a teenager with the Jonas Brothers, goes to the home of an 18-year-old singer-guitarist named Taylor Buono, who already has a substantial Internet following. He first has to assure her parents that he's not looking for a date.
Jonas has Buono extemporize a song about babysitting to some children, then says he's going to talk to her friends. Psych! He actually talks to her dog! When he does talk to her friends, he learns that she needs to try to surprise people and come out of her shell. If those were the highlights of three days of training, the outtakes must be deadly.
In her performance at the House of Blues, Buono sings One Republic's "Secrets," revealing a light but serviceable voice that would probably get her a ticket to Hollywood on "American Idol."
Before asking the mentors' opinions, Hagendorf asks Nelly if he's ever babysat. He says that's not on his résumé, getting a huge laugh.
The mentors all overpraise Buono. "Whatever you told her," Rich says to Jonas, "it worked, because that was an incredible performance."
Estefan is assigned a glamorous singer named Cori Yarckin, who, Hagendorf tell us, was voted the top unsigned artist on MySpace and has already toured with the Jonas Brothers. After running Cori's lawn mower for a few seconds and helping her plant some tomatoes, Estefan tries to talk her out of her stage fright. "Thoughts create reality," Estefan says, "and fear is a very powerful emotion."
Yarckin's performance, of Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory," feels slightly more professional than Buono's, but the mentors' comments are equally positive and generic.
The other two mentoring sequences are even more off-subject. Rich visits a country singer-guitarist named Michael Ray and goofs around, supposedly sneaking into his bathroom while Ray is showering to make him sing scales. Wouldn't you know the shower curtain would fall off the rod at just that moment!
Mentoring a singer named Itzy Rodriguez, Nelly warns her that they have only 72 hours to work together. He proceeds to share a roast-pig dinner with her family and go to her day job, a sunglass store.
Eventually, viewers will learn to ignore or fast-forward through the mentoring segments and try to enjoy the singing. Both Ray and Rodriguez turn in good performances. The right person wins the audience's vote.
Thanks to the reality-TV boom of the last 10 years, we already have too much of what "The Next" has to offer: talented unknown singers and celebrities trying to appear spontaneously funny on camera. Perhaps the show's title is a reference to what viewers will be saying at the end of the premiere: "Next!"
http://www.medialifemagazine.com/the-next-one-would-hope-the-last/
‘The Next,’ one would hope the last
New CW singing competition follows the tired mentoring formula
By Tom Conroy, Media Life Magazine - Aug. 16, 2012
Sometimes TV producers choose a title that tells us virtually nothing about their show. Sometimes that's because the show's premise isn't that interesting.
The CW's new series "The Next" turns out to be a singing competition in which each week four established musicians serve as mentors for 72 hours to unsigned wannabes from a different city with a good music scene. The four wannabes each perform a song at a local venue; the audience votes; and the winner will advance to finals to be held at the end of the season, the prize being a recording contract with a major label.
Since the star-mentor angle is lifted from NBC's singing competition "The Voice," this show varies it slightly by having the celebrities spend their mentoring time at their mentees' homes or hangouts. But these scenes are mostly played for laughs, and we learn next to nothing about music or performance skills. We don't even get to vote for a winner. We're left with four middling-to-good performances but little suspense or fun.
The premiere episode, airing tonight at 9, opens at the House of Blues in Orlando, Fla., where the host, Allison Hagendorf, introduces the four mentors — Joe Jonas, Gloria Estefan, John Rich and Nelly — and explains the premise.
"The best way to become a superstar," she says, "is to learn from one." But when we see the taped segments in which the stars spend time with the newbies, little learning takes place.
Jonas, who broke out as a teenager with the Jonas Brothers, goes to the home of an 18-year-old singer-guitarist named Taylor Buono, who already has a substantial Internet following. He first has to assure her parents that he's not looking for a date.
Jonas has Buono extemporize a song about babysitting to some children, then says he's going to talk to her friends. Psych! He actually talks to her dog! When he does talk to her friends, he learns that she needs to try to surprise people and come out of her shell. If those were the highlights of three days of training, the outtakes must be deadly.
In her performance at the House of Blues, Buono sings One Republic's "Secrets," revealing a light but serviceable voice that would probably get her a ticket to Hollywood on "American Idol."
Before asking the mentors' opinions, Hagendorf asks Nelly if he's ever babysat. He says that's not on his résumé, getting a huge laugh.
The mentors all overpraise Buono. "Whatever you told her," Rich says to Jonas, "it worked, because that was an incredible performance."
Estefan is assigned a glamorous singer named Cori Yarckin, who, Hagendorf tell us, was voted the top unsigned artist on MySpace and has already toured with the Jonas Brothers. After running Cori's lawn mower for a few seconds and helping her plant some tomatoes, Estefan tries to talk her out of her stage fright. "Thoughts create reality," Estefan says, "and fear is a very powerful emotion."
Yarckin's performance, of Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory," feels slightly more professional than Buono's, but the mentors' comments are equally positive and generic.
The other two mentoring sequences are even more off-subject. Rich visits a country singer-guitarist named Michael Ray and goofs around, supposedly sneaking into his bathroom while Ray is showering to make him sing scales. Wouldn't you know the shower curtain would fall off the rod at just that moment!
Mentoring a singer named Itzy Rodriguez, Nelly warns her that they have only 72 hours to work together. He proceeds to share a roast-pig dinner with her family and go to her day job, a sunglass store.
Eventually, viewers will learn to ignore or fast-forward through the mentoring segments and try to enjoy the singing. Both Ray and Rodriguez turn in good performances. The right person wins the audience's vote.
Thanks to the reality-TV boom of the last 10 years, we already have too much of what "The Next" has to offer: talented unknown singers and celebrities trying to appear spontaneously funny on camera. Perhaps the show's title is a reference to what viewers will be saying at the end of the premiere: "Next!"
http://www.medialifemagazine.com/the-next-one-would-hope-the-last/










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