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11. Thou shalt not drive more than .5 mph faster in the passing lane than the car next to you.
12. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
13. He that smelleth it, dealteth it.
14. Thou shalt not employeth the prevent defense lest thee be cast into the 7th ring of Hell as it prevetith nothing excpet the lead and, and yea, snatcheth defeat from the jaws of victory.
15. Hang up and drive.
Edited by tlogan6797 - 12/13/12 at 10:57am