Since you make $25/hr when you're not playing video games, you should be ecstatic that XBL went down. Dude you're raking it in! I suggest setting fire to your Xbox and your TV. You'll be a millionaire in no time!
This has to be the dumbest argument for "compensation" I've seen yet. Service refund based on our salary. Since I make more than you I guess MS owes me more? Huh? Last month I took a trip with our CEO and our flight got cancelled. We both got bumped to 1st class. But since he makes so much more than me, he got ripped off! He should have been in super first class or get to bang the hot stewardess or something.
Exaggeration, I know. But dude, come on.