LOL! great topic!
When my seat gets kicked....
Just the thought of going to commercial cinema makes me cringe
Last 3 Movies I went to were mostly to avoid spoilers while waiting for a Home 4K/UHD or Bluray release...
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Crappy 3D, house lights too bright, contrast and black levels were garbage compared to home.
Squealers, seat kickers, and a very large woman beside me who took a seat and a half,
and must have bathed in cheap perfume right before he show. <gah! I couldnt even taste the popcorn
was a little better!, near the end of its run, Sunday matinee at 1:00pm
...So the 200+ capacity room only had a about a dozen people, but I still think my Picture and Audio is better at home
I can also buy enough popcorn for my own commercial grade popper to last a month for the cost of two large bags there.
Plus I can have a Double Jack&Coke at home for less than their watered down fountain drink.
Most recently, The Black Panther
... a freebie staff event were the company booked a private 18+ adult only VIP room
included meal, corn and cocktails served to your seat, large wide comfy recline seats.
Only way I will ever go back now!
That's the only 3 I can remember in the last decade
...might have been the odd chick flick in there for date night
(that I likely slept through lol)