quad 24's is a good-start.
But I don't want to tickle them though! I want to rape them in they ear without lube (and I do...)
You probably don't want to live next to me
(although I haven't seen your browser history, so maybe you like it that way for all I know!
You know, just like in the movies where they have a stopwatch going as the joker robs the bank.
I'm up-counting the seconds, waiting to be SWAT'ed. Literally any minute now...
I don't think the cops will ask me to turn it down again, they'll just bust the door in and shoot me directly in the head me thinks.
Too bad I'm an adrenaline junkie and that just adds to my excitement.
I could really use that deep underground abandoned missile silo right about now...
Lock me away like an SCP containment entity.
SCP-808: don't open his containment vessel for ANY reason. Effective proximity radius is continuously-improving via yearly upgraditis. Prior to containment, the last-known measurement was OVER 9000 Krakatoa's!