Armageddon terrible? Are you kidding me???? Best movie EVER!!!!
A literal one-liner factory that spits out a new one every two minutes.....
Gen. Kimsey: The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.
Col. William Sharp: Get off the nuclear warhead!
Lev Andropov: I am not a gas station. This is a sophisticated laboratory.
Jayotis 'Bear' Kurleenbear: What's up Harry? Did N.A.S.A. find oil on Uranus? Man.
Rockhound: This is so much fun, it`s freaky !
Col. William Sharp: You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA!
Karl: I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
Dan Truman: We have much better rockets than the coyote.
Lev Andropov: Components? American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!