Do we really want to watch people spending 10 minutes struggling to get the “contacts” unto their eyeballs every time making that funny face as they pull their lids down to make way for the contact? They’re also not cleaning them and storing them with solution. Don’t even get me started on the hand washing! Imagine the eye infections that they’re going to cause? That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.
You’re unwilling to accept that a pair of contacts can just jump into your eyes, but can accept that these said magical jumping contacts can link up to your brain and project a hyper realistic world all while communicating wirelessly to the Obsidian servers with no bulky power source attached.