Dignan: Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The "X" is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.
Anthony: Which part of Mexico are you from?
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
Max: My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.
Rosemary: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
Max: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
Concierge: How long will you be staying with us, Mr. Blume?
Herman: Indefinitely. I'm being sued for divorce.
Concierge: Very good, sir.
Max: So you were in Vietnam?
Max: Were you in the *****?
Herman: Yeah, I was in the *****.
Max: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Peter: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max: O, 'r they?
Royal: Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?
Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Med Student: Can the boy tell time?
Raleigh: Oh, my Lord, no!
Eli: I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know.
Eli: And she's your sister.
Alex doesn't live here anymore