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I have this idea for a game. It is very violent and strange, but I have this image in my head and I need somebody to tell it to. It's set in 2040. The oceans have dried up. The world is now being contested by both humans and a new species of whale. They have huge, flat teeth (not sharp) which they use to grind up humans. Because they are smart, the whales have these wheels underneath them that they use to move around. Capable of great speeds, these wheeled whales are very dangerous. Also, because they are on land quite a bit now, the whales have evolved a leathery hide that makes them hard to kill. Nothing short of armor piercing shells will puncture them. So basically, the whales and the humans are fighting to control the earth. And to top it off, these psychotic clowns have arrived from outer space and want both the whales and the humans dead. So we have 3 factions, all pissed off and all wanting to run the world. The game will feature FPS with massive enemies, exploding heads and bodyparts, clowncars full of alien clowns, and scantily clad women just for good measure. I envision dead rotting whale carcassas with flippers blown off and ground up space clowns crying in agony inside the mouths of massive mutated whale creatures. Is this the most epic game idea ever?
 

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That.......is........AWESOME. work>
 

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After the whales are killed the blood can be used as health drinks and the blubber can be used for armor or melted down for oil used in various vehicles. Anyone a game programmer in here?
 

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My money is on the whales winning this one.
 

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Background stories like these are dime a dozen. What is really important is what new game perpective are you bringing to the game? What is unique about it?


Just coming up with a new against does not make a game.


I mean HALO story is really not that unique or original. What really made the game was the details.
 

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yes, I understand that my idea is far from original and stories like this have been told for many generations from grandfather to grandson. Maybe we should just stick with what is already out there. For instance:
 

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Holy Shnikies! I used to have that wallpaper in my room! ahh the nights I'd drift off to bed thinking about dino's and awesome laser guns! then later I would think about neked chicks! the dino's would only last so long you know lol
 

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I have a question whiskey... You stated "They (the whales) have huge, flat teeth (not sharp) which they use to grind up humans." You not once mention if those teeth would work on grinding up "these psychotic clowns have arrived from outer space and want both the whales and the humans dead." I just want to get the story straight. I would assume the huge flat teeth and crushing force of the whale would be adequate enough to crush "these psychotic clowns from outer space"... I just need either pix or some mathematical expression or equation to prove the above stated theorem. so can the whales grind the psychotic clowns from outer space?


Thanks in advance
 

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Originally Posted by beach scrub /forum/post/16985074


I have a question whiskey... You stated "They (the whales) have huge, flat teeth (not sharp) which they use to grind up humans." You not once mention if those teeth would work on grinding up "these psychotic clowns have arrived from outer space and want both the whales and the humans dead." I just want to get the story straight. I would assume the huge flat teeth and crushing force of the whale would be adequate enough to crush "these psychotic clowns from outer space"... I just need either pix or some mathematical expression or equation to prove the above stated theorem. so can the whales grind the psychotic clowns from outer space?


Thanks in advance

Well, we don't know for sure that the whales would prefer clown meat. But as long as they fit inside the mouth, I'm sure they would get ground up real good. We have unconfirmed sightings of these clowns (below). And one of the whales was photographed as well. It's only a baby, we can tell because it is still wet and it hasn't grown its massive tooth set yet. Oh the horror of 2040! Thankfully I should be dead by then








lots of colorful bloody corpses
 

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Originally Posted by antwon412 /forum/post/16987090


**edit** i'm disturbed by the fact that i may find the girl clown hot

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