That reminds me of another time a few years ago when I had a female doctor that moved around a few muscles on one eye to straighten it out. as it was pulling in to one side.
The operation was done under a general anethestic, and as soon as you come out of unconsciousness, they immediately do some sight tests on you to make sure the eye is OK, etc.
Still very groggy, she holds up three fingers and asks me how many fingers I see. I say "Three, but what's with teh third eye in the middle of your forehead?"
Never did get a date with her; I thought it was hysterical at the time...
Curt