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I have a Draper- luma screen that I have no use for, I've removed it from the pulldown housing (can be put back if you want to)


70" x 70" 1.2 gain.


FREE to whomever want's it.


(of course you'll need to pay the actual shipping costs)


I assume it will be cheaper if I send just the material (lighter)


The person that comes up with an original story as to what they're going to use it for gets it (looking for humor here)


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Sir,

You know we've been forbidden from expressing humor on this forum. ;)


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Shane,


I want it because I'm the cheapest person on the planet and whenever anything is free I jump through hoops to get it.

If I'm not the one to get it I will probably lie awake nights worrying about what I could have done or said differently that would have made a difference.

It's like an addiction. I'll do anything to get a bargain. I spend my weekends diving into trash dumpsters because I know that something useful is going to be found in one.

But interestingly in this case I also desperately need the 1.2 gain screen. All I have right now is a Dalite High Power and it is not really suitable for my application.

I'll get on my hands and knees and beg if that will help.


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How about I take it and staple it to a couple of trees and show movies on Halloween? OK give it to the frugal one, I'm going to show movies outside on Halloween anyway. That's what LCD's are for, right? Especially if it's raining. I'm looking at a couple of more pj's to add to my collection and my wife said "what do you need them for"? You have two in the back room and God knows what's in the garage. I said "you leave my garage out of this" and theres only one pj in the back room and one chock block(LCD).;)


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I want it so me and my non-existent girlfriend can go to a Halloween party as a home theater. I'll be the screen and we could put an old projector case shell on her for the other half. Now since the projector case has 3 openings for projection tubes and my date only has 2 projection tubes we will of course have to devise some sort of 3rd apparatus.


Now all I need is a willing companion...
 

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Romance should always win out over sheer cheapness. I must hereby reliniqush my claim to this fine projection screen. So please, Shane, remove me from the running and award the screen to Mr It.


p.s. don't worry about me. If I keep looking through enough dumpsters I should be able to find a screen.


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I've sold all of my clothes to buy one more projector off eBay, so that screen would work well as an overcoat.


Seriously, give it to cousin.it.


Can't top his story..:D


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I must hereto disclaim all disclaimers therfore to and expresseth my consideration for said 1.2 gain screen. Nothing contained herein shall be construed to reflect on the size of my genitalia or any genitalia associated to, under, around, near, or within my realm of immediate control.


I need your screen to enhance my penis size.


Seriously.


I have projector. I have dvd porn. I've tried wrapping a sheet around myself and projecting John Holmes movies onto my body, but...to much absorption. With your screen, three friends, and a long extension cord, I could carry my ECP-4000 to any toga party and blend right in as the man with the elephant weenie.


As it stands now, I'm pathetic. I need this screen. Please.


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LOL, don't need the screen, but glad I am not the only one who uses their projector for those special DVDs....if you get the screen please DON'T post picks, we take your word for it that it works. :)



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Hello,

I figured that a screen of your size would be more suitable to me than the one I am using now. If you are willing to trade, I will trade you my 144"x72" screen. It makes for a nice wide-screen DVD and comes with the frame. Shipping might be a bear though, the 2x4's won't wrap or bend up very well, and the sheetrock will crack and the paint will peel if I even think about rolling it up. All together, the screen and frame is 144"x72"x4", and weighs approximately 450 lbs. It will have vinyl siding on one side of it, but you can peel it off if you wish (kinda looks nice though, in my opinion, the siding is pretty new, and the dirt will just wash away with a garden hose, no painting required!). You can pick it up if you do not wish to pay for shipping, I am in the Atlanta area. Please feel free to contact me directly to get more details on the screen. I look forward to hearing from you.


Thanks in advance,

Josh Keely
 

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Patrick said "I need your screen to enhance my penis size"


"Seriously.


I have projector. I have dvd porn. I've tried wrapping a sheet around myself and projecting John Holmes movies onto my body, but...to much absorption. With your screen, three friends, and a long extension cord, I could carry my ECP-4000 to any toga party and blend right in as the man with the elephant weenie."


Ray says

I have just made a mental note Never ever buy anything used

including a screen or projector from Patrick

You guys are sick

But I like it:D

Ray
 
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