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I've been slacking off on keeping you guys laughing, so here you go......

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doc said he'd invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they'd be willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doc set the pain transfer at 10% for starters (technology is amazing, isn't it?), explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.


The doc checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain tranfer was obviously helping the wife out considerably, the husband encouraged the doc to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain! She and her husband were estatic.


When they got home, the poolman was dead on the porch....


Have a great weekend all,

Mike

 
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