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Hi Guys!


Here's your laugh to kick off the weekend....



A little old lady go to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't even know I was because they are silent and don't smell."


The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next tuesday".


The next week, the old lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly!!"


The doctor says, "Good! Now that your sinuses are cleared up, let's work on your hearing......." http://www.avsforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Have a great weekend all!


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Let's stick with doctors.


After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor's boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother.


"It's only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age." the neighbor said.


"Sexuality my ass!" The mother yelled. "He took out her appendix!"



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That's the spirit, Robert!


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