[MrWigggles]

Chris,


Careful Chris.


Mr. Wiggles is the nickname for George Clinton the lead singer of Parliament. Please note the picture above.


The reason for the extra "g" is so that I can use the name everywhere without fear of it being taken. Believe it or not it is taken in a lot of places.


So the Wigggles you see on Ebay, Yahoo or wherever, is yours truly.


-Mr. Wigggles


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The Mothership is now boarding.

 

[M NEWMAN]

Hi everybody! Here's a double to kick off the weekend...


Bernard, who is known for his exceedingly gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:30AM by his ringing telephone. "Hey! Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake!" said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and checked the caller I.D. for which neighbor it was that called. The next morning at precisely 4:30AM, Bernard calls same neighbor back. "Good morning, Mr. Williams. Just called to say that I do not have a dog." http://www.avsforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



It was a teacher's last day and all the students wanted to show their appreciation for her by giving her gifts. Cassidy, whose mom owned a chocolate shop, brought her a box of fine gourmet truffles; Steve, whose father owned a florist, brought her a bouquet of flowers; and Charlie, whose father owned a liquor store, came in with a large box. The teacher noticed that it was leaking out one corner, she let a drip spill on her finger, and took a taste. "Champagne?" she asked. Charlie said, "NO." "Brandy?" she asked again. Again, he said, "NO." Finally the teacher said, "I give up, what did you get me?" Charlie, with a big smile, said, "A PUPPY!!" http://www.avsforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif


Have a good weekend all...

Mike

 

[Chris Satterlee]

For some more chuckles, see page 9 of Milori's contest post. Some great fun was had with MrWigggles' entry, which is a contraction of "Master Calibrator". BarkingArt's post is classic. You'll also find that you don't want to be anywhere near Olympia WA when Tryg has been drinking http://www.avsforum.com/ubb/smile.gif


- Chris


P.S. Does MrWigggles mean what I think it means? And what's up with the extra 'g' anyway?