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Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If You Substitue The Word "Pants" For Key Words:


1. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

2. The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

3. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

4. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

5. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

6. You are unwise to lower your pants.

7. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

8. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants!

9. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

10. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

11. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?

12. Luke, search your pants. You know it to be true.

13. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... your sister!

14. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

15. Short pants is better than no pants at all.

16. That blast came from those pants! That thing's operational!
 

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I will not add to this dirty and obscene post, we post *on topic* subjects not in her pants subjects. Degrading to our female AVS forum members, you should apologize to them IMO!!!!!


Moderator please remove this filth?
 
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