[Charles R]

Does anyone think these will show up on HDNet?

Bikini Destinations: Fantasies


The Bikini Destinations women leave their swimsuits in the dressing room to pose for our cameras against the hottest and sexiest backgrounds ever shown on Bikini Destinations. A limited edition series. Must be 21 years or older to purchase. $29.95

Lights, Camera, Girls


Join twelve of the hottest models as they let us in for an intimate look behind the scenes of the New Def Media calendar shoot. These babes will bare it all in some of the most exclusive homes in LA and Las Vegas. Must be 21 year or older to purchase. $29.95


I found them listed in the D-Theather/D-VHS movie list thread.

 

[Artisn]

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Does anyone think these will show up on HDNet?

I sure HOPE so! http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/contrib/ed/lo.gif

 

[darinp2]

Okay, you talked me into it. I will take the task of checking these for image quality.


--Darin

 

[lister]

Given the CRTC's porn preference lately (now just adding HD Hustler and X Channel into the country after a whole whack of porn channel additions over the past year), maybe Mark can add those titles to HDNet to try to please the insatiable porn appetite of the CRTC and get clearance for distribution here in Canada!

 

[TheFerret]

Drain, LOL. Please let us know if any of the girls are 'pixelated' in 3D.

 

[Matt_Stevens]

They can't show that kind of stuff on either channel.

 

[TheFerret]

Mr. Cuban needs to get together with Microsoft and encode it using VC1 (WM9) and slap them onto regular DVD's.

 

[falser]

The "Fantasies" edition sound interesting. But I've seen the regular Bikini Destinations on HDNet. They used to run it every Saturday night for a while. Great picture quality, and lovely views, some of the women were nice looking too . It wasn't porn though, no nudity, more like a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition tv show. I'll watch it when it's on but wouldn't pay money for it, even with nudity.

 

[Morris Jones]

The only reason they couldn't show these on either HDNet channel would be because of some agreement with their carriage vendors, or their own management decisions. FCC doesn't regulate content on pay-TV services, which includes satellite and cable.


If the show has an appropriate rating, then the rating filters on the set-top boxes take care of individual discretion.


Mojo

 

[archiguy]

Mark promised a "harder" version of Bikini Destinations a while ago. This must be his fulfillment of that pledge. Just wish they would try a little harder to find more "natural" women instead of the pneumatically inflated starlet-wannabe's that seem to populate every episode of B.D. All that silicone (or saline these days) just ruins it for me. If they come out with an "all natural" version of this thing, I'd bite in a heartbeat.

 

[Dean Roddey]

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Just wish they would try a little harder to find more "natural" women instead of the pneumatically inflated starlet-wannabe's that seem to populate every episode of B.D. All that silicone (or saline these days) just ruins it for me. If they come out with an "all natural" version of this thing, I'd bite in a heartbeat.

Try not eating for a long, long time. You'll find that many foods you used to not find so appealing are suddenly extraordinarily excellent.

 

[Troy LaMont]

They're available to order from HD.net as of the update and this posting.


Troy

 

[Morris Jones]

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Originally posted by archiguy Just wish they would try a little harder to find more "natural" women instead of the pneumatically inflated starlet-wannabe's

I am so with you on that one! Argggh!


Mojo

 

[htomei22]

$29.95??!!!


htomei

 

[Dean Roddey]

Are you asking if that is a number, or what that means in terms of decimal notation, or what a decimal number with a preceeding dollar sign means?

 

[Sergei Esenin]

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Originally posted by Dean Roddey Are you asking if that is a number, or what that means in terms of decimal notation, or what a decimal number with a preceeding dollar sign means?

I think he's offering $29.95 to anyone who can help him lift his jaw off the floor.

 

[plasmamaniac]

How will this happen? If you buy this then when you tune into HDNET at a certain time you will see a more explicit version rather than the one with swimsuits etc.?

 

[Dean Roddey]

No, it's a D-VHS tape that you play in a D-VHS tape player.

 

[Marc Alexander]

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Originally posted by Dean Roddey Try not eating for a long, long time. You'll find that many foods you used to not find so appealing are suddenly extraordinarily excellent.

You poor guys...you need to get out and eat more. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET OUT!!!


I'm with you Archi, Bikini Destinations should be called Silicon Destinations. I for one, don't want to see surgery scars in HD.

 

[archiguy]

Right you are, Marc! Sometimes, the friendly folks at HDNet will monitor these threads; let's hope they're doing it here. It bears repeating, as this is the most serious problem with Bikini Destinations. Great format, great idea, just using the wrong girls. Any man who says he "doesn't care" has never felt one. Grossest thing in the world, and they look just as bad - like two cantaloupes sewn into their chests! And then there are the dimples, creases, and scars - quite visible in HD, sometimes even through the bikini top.


Yuk! This show is in desperate need of casting reform.