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Here's what I have so far:
  • Wife should not interfere with woofwoofer placement
  • Bass is tolerable as long as it is under 135dB by RadioShack meter
  • Woofwoofer threesome is allowed during weekends (wife responsible to carry woofwoofer on the bed)
  • Husband is not responsible of any damages or injuries caused by woofwoofer SPL, shaking, etc.
  • Wife must dust woofwoofer twice a day
  • Unauthorized woofwoofer access is prohibited (even turning on/off the power)
  • If the cost of woofwoofer exceeds $1600, wife is responsible for 5% of total cost.
  • Wife must wear SVS Subhuman Cap during movie nights.


I know I am missing some..... ppl help
 

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It's a lot easier to not get married than it is to get a prospective wife to sign a prenuptial (prenup, not pre-nub) agreement. And what is a woofwoofer? All this time I thought it was a subwoofer.
 

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There was a thread with video link of a cat being bounced up and down while sitting in an unenclosed subwoofer driver. One comment was that it was funny, sad and cute at the same time.


I would think the same applies here, maybe not so much cute though.


As noted above, what is a "woofwoofer"?
 
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