Originally Posted by joeblow /forum/post/12939885
Lol, I gotta say my joke was inspired by the ONLY funny story I ever heard Bob Saget tell. I went something like...
"February 12th is coming up which is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. You know it also happens to be my mother's birthday too, and each year to celebrate my dad takes her to a play and shoots her in the back of the head."
I literally fell back dying with laughter on that one.