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This is an actual email conversation between a friend and a

counterfeit check scammer named "Scott Jones".

Patrick is selling his bicycle at an online classifieds website and got an

email from this guy.


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Patrick,


> Hi, I/m a mechanical engineer by profession.I reside in New-zerland

> and i know this will sound so interesting to your hearing that during

> the process of searching via internet.I simply found the placement of

> your advert on your Western Flyer Deluxe Bicycle for

> sale by you.so i think it will

> quite intrest me to know the exact condition and the last price

> towards the Western Flyer Deluxe Bicycle .But I've to

> let you know that the payment will made out by sending it to your

Bank

> account or if preferable i can send the payment via certified

> cashier's check drawn from US bank.Also attactment of the pics will

be

> needed as well.your sincerely response will be expecting and let

reach

> a reasonable compromise. Thanks Regards, Scott Jones


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Scott-


I am having a comparable Scrotum for sale for the same price in US

dollars.

Paying for my scrotum by cashiers check is ok. I can attach pictures of

my

scrotum if you like. As a mechanical engineer you may find more

interesting

my scrotum.


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--- scott jones wrote:


> Hello,Patrick .> Hello,Patrick .


> Thanks for your respond to mmy mail,so i will like

> very happy if you can sell the scrotum andv the flyer deluxe

> reproduction for me so will like you to send me the pics and i will

> likke you to give mne the present condition and your last offer

> price.Hope to hear from you as soon as possible.Thanks Regards, Scott


> Jones


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Scott-


the Scrotum is beautiful. Many collectors refer to it as my ball bag or

nut

sack. The price for the scrotum is $2500 US dollars and it is shaved. I

will

send pictures of my ball bag.


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--- scott jones wrote:


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> Hello, Patrick

> I really appreciate your response, please i have told my client about

> the price and he said that it is okay by him, I have also instructed

> him to forward the check to you, but please i will like you to do me

a

> favour, my client will be sending the check of

> ($8,000) which

> means that there will be an excess fund of ($5,500) on the check, And

> you will deduct your real cost which is ($2,500) please all I am

> asking from you is to please help me send down the balance to my

> shipper who will be coming for the pick-up through money gram

> immediately you receive the check.and the only way the check can get

> to your location is by giving me your full name and the address you

> want the check to be send to including your mobile and cell phone

> number Please i will like to know if you could help me out.

> Awaiting your response.And i will be very happy if you can send the

> picture of the ball bag.


> Regards,


> Scott Jones


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Scott-


I will be happy to send you a picture of my shaved ball bag. It would

be my

pleasure for you to see my shaved ball bag. I would especially like for

someone who is trying to rip me off and ream me out of my hard earned

money

to see my ball bag. I wish for you to take several 8 x 10 glossies of

my

ball bag and hang them all over the grass hut or burned out X Red Cross

facility that you call home in that third world country. That way,

every

time you see a photo of my ball bag, you can give it a little kiss and

think

about how you tried to rip me off for thousands of dollars and how I

made

you look like an ass. So take your cashiers check scheme and stick it

in

your ass. You should be ashamed. Does your mother know that you are a

thief?

I do not think your mother would be too proud.


By the way. Pretty much everyone in the States has heard of the scheme

you

are trying to run, so you may want to focus your efforts in another

country.

Try Semolia or Bangladesh. Mailpuppy.com? Come on.


Pat
 

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Robert, you made me laugh out loud!! That was hilarious!
 

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Oh! You got me in tears, Bob!!


Gus:D :D
 

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I'm glad yall liked that. I did too. I wish I could take credit for it but all the credit goes to Patrick. :D


p.s. real life is often funnier than fiction will ever be. :D
 

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Is Scott Jones, Mechanical Engineer, somehow related to the nice lawyer in Nigeria who worked so hard to track me down after my (previously unheard of) uncle Walter died without a will in that unfortunate diamond mine accident leaving all his millions to me?
 

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ROFLMAO. That was great.
 

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What I wonder about is the people out there who actually fall for all this nonsense.

Not to mention, who are the people who actually send in the money to get em one of those penis pumps?

I literally had to abandon my primary email account because of it. I made the mistake of posting to some newsgroups and the next thing I know I'm getting about two dozen penis pump spams a day. Add that to the two dozen Viagra solicitations and the other 2-300

daily spams that started coming in and it became impossible to sort that out from the real email. Especially when a penis pump spam has the title "your eBay auction has ended" or "message from your bank" or some such silliness. I had to abandon the email address I had been using for two years.
 

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I'm crying it was so funny.


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Made my day! I can't type anymore..........can you imagine how friggn stupid that goose is?
 

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I've had more than a few chuckles courtesy of this forum, but I have NEVER laughed this hard. I was in tears!!


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Kabillyhopb - are we related? I am sure we have the same Uncle in Nigeria..lol..


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Just when you think you've seen everything. :)


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Quote:
Originally posted by Kabillyhop
Is Scott Jones, Mechanical Engineer, somehow related to the nice lawyer in Nigeria who worked so hard to track me down after my (previously unheard of) uncle Walter died without a will in that unfortunate diamond mine accident leaving all his millions to me?
Yes he is, he also is a claims adjuster for Igot Chew Bigtime insurance company and will handle that on your behalf. He will send you a certified check for BILLIONS and all you have to do send the residual balance to his uncle in Hoboken the second you get the check. :D


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:D After a particularly bad day, I can't thank you enough for that priceless gem, I really needed the laugh - thank you! :D
 

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He should have had him send the check. They usually overnite it by FEdex. It adds to their costs and gets some cosmic justice. Also, makes a great conversation piece.


Hilarious, I commend the little vigilante.


For expanded info on how these scams keep going, check this advert for the 3rd Annual Conference.

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm:confused
 
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