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I suspect that those of you who are not getting an LT150, like me, are somewhat dismayed at the overwhelming LT150-ness this forum has lately acquied.
I have a solution. I propose we work out our hostilities through natures mental safety valve: the Haiku.
my suggestion is that we use a more restrictive version of the ancient Japanese poetry form in which the first line of each poem must be the 5 syllable projector name " L T One Fifty"
I will start us off:
L T One Fifty
You have not shipped to me yet
All is nothingness
L T One Fifty
you are such a harsh mistress
I long for your light
L T One Fifty
Like a virus you have spread
over our forum
L T One Fifty
what if your price quote was wrong
how will I go on
L T One Fifty
So small yet so large to us
Looming over all
L T One Fifty
promised me a life of joy,
but will I see rainbows?
LT One Fifty
where is your tracking number?
The night is so long
L T One Fifty
I see you on E-bay now
Is this like scalping?
L T One Fifty
so near and so far from me
Do I hear a truck?
L T One Fifty
you have eluded my grasp
damn you to hell Dell
I have a solution. I propose we work out our hostilities through natures mental safety valve: the Haiku.
my suggestion is that we use a more restrictive version of the ancient Japanese poetry form in which the first line of each poem must be the 5 syllable projector name " L T One Fifty"
I will start us off:
L T One Fifty
You have not shipped to me yet
All is nothingness
L T One Fifty
you are such a harsh mistress
I long for your light
L T One Fifty
Like a virus you have spread
over our forum
L T One Fifty
what if your price quote was wrong
how will I go on
L T One Fifty
So small yet so large to us
Looming over all
L T One Fifty
promised me a life of joy,
but will I see rainbows?
LT One Fifty
where is your tracking number?
The night is so long
L T One Fifty
I see you on E-bay now
Is this like scalping?
L T One Fifty
so near and so far from me
Do I hear a truck?
L T One Fifty
you have eluded my grasp
damn you to hell Dell