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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.


He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"


Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"


Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?


Dog: "Doin' alright"


Villager: (Look of extreme shock)


Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)


Dog: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play"


Villager: (Look of disbelief)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"


Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool"


Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)


Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)


Horse: "Yep"


Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"


Villager: (Total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


Villager: (In a panic) "The sheep's a liar"
 

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Do I need to resurrect my "Who's your da-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aady?!?!" punchline? :D :D :D
 

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:D :p :D If I was rASter, I would think twice about going to stay at Curt's place for a week. ;)
 

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Try New Zealand where the sheep outnumber the people...
 

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Thats why the NZ men have large gum boots and velcro gloves

(lots of room for an extra set of hoofs)
 
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