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Hi,
Ever heard about Bill Gates dying?
At the gate St. Peter had a hard time making a decision. "Well, you could go to heaven. You have helped millions and donated to charity every now and then, but on the other hand there was windows95... Difficult, difficult. Besides, I don't want to offend HIM. Tell you what we do, I show you both heaven and hell and you get to decide!"
So they went into heaven first. Nice weather, clouds with an angel on it playing a little harp but that's about it.
Next stop, HELL! Long beaches with barbecues, good music, free booze, lot's of beautiful women making fun around campfires, unlimited smokingwithout cancer, well, you get the idea.
"What's it gonna be?" asked St. Peter. "Hell of course!"
Two weeks later St. Peter decided to check on Gates. He goes down to hell and finds Bill on a small rim over hot boiling lava with five devils around him, poking spears in his butt.
Gates shouts: "St. Peter, this is not what you showed me!".
St. Peter replies, "no, that was the demo."
Best Wishes,
Mitch
Ever heard about Bill Gates dying?
At the gate St. Peter had a hard time making a decision. "Well, you could go to heaven. You have helped millions and donated to charity every now and then, but on the other hand there was windows95... Difficult, difficult. Besides, I don't want to offend HIM. Tell you what we do, I show you both heaven and hell and you get to decide!"
So they went into heaven first. Nice weather, clouds with an angel on it playing a little harp but that's about it.
Next stop, HELL! Long beaches with barbecues, good music, free booze, lot's of beautiful women making fun around campfires, unlimited smokingwithout cancer, well, you get the idea.
"What's it gonna be?" asked St. Peter. "Hell of course!"
Two weeks later St. Peter decided to check on Gates. He goes down to hell and finds Bill on a small rim over hot boiling lava with five devils around him, poking spears in his butt.
Gates shouts: "St. Peter, this is not what you showed me!".
St. Peter replies, "no, that was the demo."
Best Wishes,
Mitch