[Gnarf]

By Gnarf:


My Replay box, a loyal pal;

A friend I truly care for.

Because it guarantees I'll see;

the shows I wasn't there for.

Two thousand shows I’ve recorded so far;

each night I record a new one.

Who knows, perhaps there’ll come a day;

I’ll find the time to view one.

 

[bnisly]

sniff, sniff


beautiful, just beautiful.

 

[acourvil]

Some Re-ku:


Replay records it

Saving shows for better times

and no commercials

 

[RandyL712]

(not very good)

I once owned a ReplayTV

Which meant much more time that was free

But I became pensive

and my time was expensive

So why did I have to buy three?


(bad taste but the moral is there)

I once owned a Replay recorder

with lots of space cuz I'm a hoarder

My friends call it "Tivo"

"It's a REPLAYTV tho!"

A serious name brand disorder

 

[RandyL712]

(The worst yet):

Now should I get Replay or TiVo?

I like the idea, I just don't know!

one has C.A.,

with the other, I pay!

I think I'll get four oh eight zero

 

[RandyL712]

Each DVR has a forum

I consider myself in the quorum

But the other must troll

and the insults they dole

maybe with poems we can bore em!

 

[BrettStah]

How long can Randy go,

without mentioning Tivo?

 

[RandyL712]

I write what I know

 

[Markito]

I once bought a Replay in Nantucket...

 

[BrettStah]

Tivos, Tivos, everywhere...

Replays guys are in despair!


They feel the need to put it down,

yet they secretly love that little clown!


That's the only reason there could be;

Why else do they say "Tivo" so frequently?

 

[KenL]

As long as they will come,


There will be chum!

 

[RandyL712]

Replay rocks and we all know it

just the TivoFolks don't show it

 

[KenL]

Quote:

Originally posted by toots Slightly paraphrased, without permission, otherwise by C. Lavin: I didn't mean it when I said I hope The cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board. And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head And get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors. And I was kidding when I said I hope the Number one-o-three bus Hits and makes a pancake out of you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Isn't it amazing what a TiVo zealot will do? And I really don't want to see your taxi On the 59th Street Bridge Flip over and crash through the rail. And I'd feel bad if at the airport You were mistaken for a local sex offender, Arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail. And I really don't want to see you getting Radiation poisoning from the metal detector that all passengers On foreign and domestic flights must walk through. I'm sorry, forgive me For all the mean things I said to you. You thought I didn't have a temper. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, surprise! But I really don't want to see you dismembered By the marijuana sniffing dogs, When a simple little nipping would suffice, would suffice. And I'm sorry that I said I hope The plane explodes in mid air As it carries you away from me And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs On the mountain while you ski. And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother (Even though we both know they're true). I'm sorry, forgive me, I'm swallowing my pride, I'd feel so guilty if you died, Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you. __________________ aka the ReTroll

 

[Markito]

huh??????

 

[KenL]

Quote:

Originally posted by Replayer huh??????

Well I'm not even touchin that one.

 

[KenL]

It's just as toots would say... some things are best left a mystery.

 

[kcroke]

I used to watch comercials and cry;

I couldn't stand watching lie after lie.

Now I no longer flip

I just reach for the skip

But now I don't know what products to buy.

 

[TanRanger]

The magistrate had a brief lapse

when Paramount fed him this c*@$,

"TV viewers must pay

by watching adverts all day

or this nation will promptly collapse!"