Assassins
Julianne Moore tells Stallone a joke....
Once upon a time there was this little Sparrow
who while flying South for the Winter froze solid and fell to the ground
and then to make matters worse a Cow crapped on him
But the Manure was all warm and it defrosted him
So there he is, he's warm and happy to be alive, so he starts to sing
A hungry cat comes along, and he clears off the Manure
and he looks at the little bird, and then he Eats him
the Moral of the Story is this:
Everyone who Craps on you is not necessarily your Enemy
Everyone who gets you out of Crap is not necessarily your Friend
If your Warm and Happy, no matter where you are,
You should just keep your Big Mouth Shut !!
