[hob]

What is your favorite (s) joke (s) you or forum members heard on a DVD disc movie?

 

[Mouw]

Assassins

Julianne Moore tells Stallone a joke....


Once upon a time there was this little Sparrow

who while flying South for the Winter froze solid and fell to the ground

and then to make matters worse a Cow crapped on him

But the Manure was all warm and it defrosted him

So there he is, he's warm and happy to be alive, so he starts to sing

A hungry cat comes along, and he clears off the Manure

and he looks at the little bird, and then he Eats him

the Moral of the Story is this:

Everyone who Craps on you is not necessarily your Enemy

Everyone who gets you out of Crap is not necessarily your Friend

If your Warm and Happy, no matter where you are,

You should just keep your Big Mouth Shut !!