[eiger]

I was downstairs in the mainpit cranking the system and to let me know dinner was ready took her foot and pounded on the floor.


It must have been directly above the projector because it knocked the PJ lens out of allightment with the screen

Lesson of the day - Don't let your wives do this.

 

[scottyb]

Read my tagline, it work's both ways.


scott

 

[TRT]

Choose your battles wisely: Buy a intercomm system and live to fight another day.

 

[Jason Turk]



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Originally Posted by eiger /forum/post/16872792


I was downstairs in the mainpit cranking the system and to let me know dinner was ready took her foot and pounded on the floor.


It must have been directly above the projector because it knocked the PJ lens out of allightment with the screen

Lesson of the day - Don't let your wives do this.

That is too funny...I doubt it was coincidence. She probably took meticulous measurments on where she needed to stomp while you were at work. Clever girl!

 

[Jwilly019]



Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyb /forum/post/16874010


Read my tagline, it work's both ways.


scott

That's great. Hope you don't mind me borrowing it on occasion.

 

[GoCaboNow]

Sounds like she needs to lose some weight. You may want to mention this to her.

 

[Sharp1080]

If you hadn't been pretending to ignore her would that have even happened?

 

[Jason Turk]



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Originally Posted by GoCaboNow /forum/post/16874904


Sounds like she needs to lose some weight. You may want to mention this to her.

That would mean certain death for the projector (and probably him).

 

[LilGator]



Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Turk /forum/post/16875110


That would mean certain death for the projector (and probably him).

Perhaps death ... by projector.

 

[Jason Turk]

There you go.

 

[schroedk]

This is why I switched from a ceiling-mount projector (which was attached to floor joists of the first floor, due to a drop-ceiling by necessity) to a wall-mount when I revamped my theater. No more jiggling the alignment, and with improved sound-proofing, I can hide in privacy. Now I need to get that biometric lock installed on the door

.

 

[Alan Gouger]

Shes lucky you do not have a 300LB CRT or she might have fallen through the floor.

 

[sage]



Quote:
Originally Posted by GoCaboNow /forum/post/16874904


Sounds like she needs to lose some weight. You may want to mention this to her.

Since females often like to communicate indirectly, rather than in a manly direct fashion, you may want to mention this obliquely. For example, you might say, "Gosh honey, I had no idea that pants could make your butt look so big! Oh, maybe it's not the pants."

 

[GoCaboNow]

You guys are all Pigs.

 

[TCARCIO]

Here's what you do. The next time she is in the shower and you call her, if she doesn't answer, Flush the toilet......

 

[eiger]



Quote:
Originally Posted by tcarcio /forum/post/16877342


here's what you do. The next time she is in the shower and you call her, if she doesn't answer, flush the toilet......

:d

lmfao!!!!

 

[Brandon B]

If your wife comes out of the kitchen, and begins to nag you, do you know what you have done wrong?














Made her chain too long.


Yes I have told this joke to my wife. She thinks it is funny too. As far as I know.

 

[xb1032]



Quote:
Originally Posted by GoCaboNow /forum/post/16874904


Sounds like she needs to lose some weight. You may want to mention this to her.

That reminds me of a hilarious joke that I can't resist sharing. I believe the title was "Husband has gone missing".


A man comes home from work and forgot it was his anniversary. His wife was very upset at him and tells him that when she wakes up in the morning that there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 300 in 6 seconds or else.


When the woman woke up in the morning she saw a wrapped present sitting in the driveway with a Happy Anniversary tag on the box. Rather confused the woman brings the gift inside and opens it and finds a scale inside.

 

[Jason Turk]



Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon B /forum/post/16880556


If your wife comes out of the kitchen, and begins to nag you, do you know what you have done wrong?














Made her chain too long.


Yes I have told this joke to my wife. She thinks it is funny too. As far as I know.

Operative words..."As far as I know".